It's been nice knowing you guys

[Exterous]

Well - not all of you but you get the point. Anyway I don't know how long I have. Apparently I am working in a giant petri dish of debilitating contagions where human subjects are used to test the infectability of various diseases. People are coughing, sneezing and blowing their noses everywhere.

Already I can feel the bacterium and virii crawling all over my skin trying to poke and squirm their way through my tender and succulent epidermis layer or slither over the ramparts of my besieged mucus membranes. Just recently I felt a slight tickle in the back of my throat. I fear that this is the end 🙁

PS: No its not lupus and no you can't have my stuff

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Are you a schoolteacher?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Can I has ur stuff?

 

[SKORPI0]

PS: No its not lupus and no you can't have my stuff

 

[disappoint]

Is it sarcoidosis? Can Jules have your stuff? I don't want it. It's probably contaminated.

 

[HN]

what happens if you lick it?

 

[satyajitmenon]

PS: No its not lupus and no you can't have my stuff

It's always Lupus.

 

[highland145]

PS: No its not lupus and no you can't have my stuff

Not sure why we keep you around then.

What about pics of wife/daughter/hot coworker/hooters girl...

 

[Blackjack200]

It's probably lupus.

 

[highland145]

It's probably karma. Remember all of that slippery ice you sent our way.....

 

[manimal]

I have been home with a flu that turned some of my hair grey. 104 fevers for days. The current versions of the black plague going around are crazy nasty.

 

[etrigan420]

Just recently I felt a slight tickle in the back of my throat.

There's your problem...

 

[Drako]

I have been home with a flu that turned some of my hair grey. 104 fevers for days. The current versions of the black plague going around are crazy nasty.

That shit hit us out here in California back in December - good luck.

 

[Jeeebus]

Just recently I felt a slight tickle in the back of my throat.

You told me you'd keep that a secret. Shithead.

 

[disappoint]

I think what they are trying to say is: Ixnay on the gob knobblingay

 

[SlickSnake]

Love you! Bye bye now! And dig your hole first, so others won't have too. Like this guy did:

http://www.payvand.com/news/14/jan/1033.html

 

[z1ggy]

You'd be feeling more than a slight tickle in your throat if I was over there.....

 

[Exterous]

Can Jules have your stuff?

No because I already told him he couldn't have it but he asked anyway

It's probably karma. Remember all of that slippery ice you sent our way.....

Not our fault you idiots put it on your trees

You told me you'd keep that a secret. Shithead.

Well if I had any idea what that 'free' legal advice would end up costing me I wouldn't have agreed in the first place

 

[BurnItDwn]

I do my science experiments in the fridge. Since my fiance moved in, I am not doing as much in the name of science. Gone are the month old loftovers. Now, the strange odor from the fridge has retreated and it's generally "fresh."

 

[highland145]

No because I already told him he couldn't have it but he asked anyway

What do you have against Jules?

Not our fault you idiots put it on your trees

You forgot the instructions.

Well if I had any idea what that 'free' legal advice would end up costing me I wouldn't have agreed in the first place

Jeeebs hooks are in now. Might want to auto ship K-Y from Amazon.

 

[highland145]

I do my science experiments in the fridge. Since my fiance moved in, I am not doing as much in the name of science. Gone are the month old loftovers. Now, the strange odor from the fridge has retreated and it's generally "fresh."

As long as the strange odor isn't coming from your GF, you're good to go.


😛

pics of GF?

 

[SlickSnake]

I do my science experiments in the fridge. Since my fiance moved in, I am not doing as much in the name of science. Gone are the month old loftovers. Now, the strange odor from the fridge has retreated and it's generally "fresh."

What??? No months old rubber celery and carrots? Say it ain't so, bro.

 

[Ban Bot]

PS: No its not lupus and no you can't have my stuff

Ban Bot>> Checks name tag... nope, name is not You. Still Ban Bot.

Hey Exterous, can I have your stuff? I double checked and my name isn't you.

PS: It is lupus because there is no test for lupus, therefor any certainty it isn't lupus means it must be lupus. You must never have made it through season 2 of House. SMH.

 

[BurnItDwn]

What??? No months old rubber celery and carrots? Say it ain't so, bro.

celery and carrots? How would those things get into my frige?

When I bought the house in 2007, the frige came empty, so naturally, things like that would not be in my fridge in the first place.

 

[BurnItDwn]

As long as the strange odor isn't coming from your GF, you're good to go.


😛

pics of GF?

Hehehe ... sometimes there is an odor behind me. But usually that's due to flatulence.

As far as pics, I have some on my phone of her, and I think I have a google picasa album that I posted a long time ago for her mom when we were travelling
hmm ...