Of course I'm an innie and a very small one at that. Big belly buttons and particularly outies are absolutely gross. The thing is, nowadays some mothers ask for outies instead of innies because they pierce more symmetrically. Yuck.
However, the original, now archived threads were more concerned if bellybutton lint is salty or sweet like Schwetty Balls. That question is still in the air.
Anyone remembers those two guys on The Gong Show who painted upside down eyes, brows and nose on their chin and turned upside down to sing with an apparently humongous mouth "Oooga cha ka, oooga oooga, oooga chaka, oooga oooga, I can't stop this feeling..." (
Hooked On A Feeling by Blue Swede).
ROTFLMAO
I Feel for You (Chaka Khan)