It's been a while...

[dennilfloss]

Since I made a bellybutton lint thread!

School's Out (Alice Cooper)

 

[dude]

hm... interesting...

 

[Moonbeam]

dennil, once you collect the lint of thousands, this may speed things along.

 

[Azraele]

So dennilfloss...are you an innie or an outie?

 

[ltk007]

^

 

[TheDennis]

So exactly what are we supposed to do here.

 

[IBhacknU]

I'm willing to contribute

 

[Russ]

<< So dennilfloss...are you an innie or an outie? >>



Bwuahahahahaha!!!!!! They had some kid on one of those rescue shows the other night who was showing off to his friends by sticking his &quot;outie&quot; in one of the holes on a metal sign post. They couldn't get it out, so they had to saw the post down to haul him to the hospital. Bwuahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

Russ, NCNE

 

[Locutus of Board]

Got a great idea!

You mail your BB lint to someone in a large box. They put theirs in, they forward the mail.

We make a giant belly button lintball.

AT can make the guinness book of world records!

 

[Yeeny]

Russ: You are a sick sick man, do you know this?

And I don't have belly button lint, sounds like some of you people need to bathe.

 

[yakko]

GirlFriday must have an outie if she has no lint.(although I would like a close inspection) It has nothing to do with how clean you are but what kind of clothing you wear. When I had to wear my sweatshirt the other day I had big balls.











































Lint balls you perverts.

 

[dennilfloss]

Of course I'm an innie and a very small one at that. Big belly buttons and particularly outies are absolutely gross. The thing is, nowadays some mothers ask for outies instead of innies because they pierce more symmetrically. Yuck.

However, the original, now archived threads were more concerned if bellybutton lint is salty or sweet like Schwetty Balls. That question is still in the air.

Anyone remembers those two guys on The Gong Show who painted upside down eyes, brows and nose on their chin and turned upside down to sing with an apparently humongous mouth &quot;Oooga cha ka, oooga oooga, oooga chaka, oooga oooga, I can't stop this feeling...&quot; (Hooked On A Feeling by Blue Swede).

ROTFLMAO

I Feel for You (Chaka Khan)

 

[Pretender]

I haven't bathed in a while, and I have no lint, so I'd presume that yakko is correct, since I haven't worn any lint-inducing clothing recently.

Yes, I haven't taken a shower/bath in a few days. Aren't you glad smells can't be transmitted over the internet?

 

[Valhalla1]

did I hear Schwetty Balls? :Q


You know, my favorite thing to bring out this time of year are my balls.