It's almost impossible to....

[DaTT]

...look manly while eating a banana.

Discuss.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

I know women who refuse to eat them on that basis.

 

[DaTT]

I know women who refuse to eat them on that basis.

Must be closet coc.....err...banana eaters

 

[Ruptga]

The trick is to not remember how phallic it is; noticing psyches you out and makes you act unnatural which only draws attention to the giant fruit penis you're shoving into your face. OMNOMNOMNOM

If you do notice yourself noticing its phallic-ness you can try to preempt the awkward by purposefully fellating it. Comfort is all relative, so as long as you're not the most uncomfortable one in the room you're still winning. This doubling down strategy can backfire if someone nearby is definitely not uncomfortable and you're not gay or bi, but that's a risk you'll just have to take because you're afraid of eating a damn fruit.

 

[thesmokingman]

Men do not eat bananas except while riding a bike.

 

[SMOGZINN]

Well, you could pull out your pocket knife and cut it into slices.

 

[UncleWai]

Deepthroat the banana, finish it in one bite.

 

[deadlyapp]

Cutting it with a knife and eating it off the knife helps regain manliness.

 

[pauldun170]

How to look manly eating a banana
Step 1. Locate random person and maintain eye contact. Do not blink or divert gaze.
Step 2. Grab unpeeled Banana
Step 3. Hold at both ends, with outside curve facing you
Step 4. Bite that fucking banana right in the middle, peel in all likes its a goddamn sandwhich.
Step 4. Spit peel onto floor.
repeat until banana is consumed

 

[Humpy]

 

[BarkingGhostar]

How do you feel about

 

[gorcorps]

The trick is to enjoy eating it so much that everybody around you is uncomfortable. Then people will stay out of your business and you can eat it in peace.

 

[Ns1]

google image search reveals all the answers.

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