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It's almost Halloween time

And while there is much potential for lots of sexiness during Halloween, I was also recently reminded of all the potential UN-sexiness during this great holiday. Just this past weekend (when it wasn't even halloween yet) I was eating with a friend at a local hangout. I was facing the dooring and had just finished my meal when in walked a few people in costumes. Everything seemed fine until something utterly horrible caught my eye. So imagine a naughty nurse outfit that's little more than a bikini with some fishnet stockings. Now imagine a fat girl walking around in that with easily the most horrific muffinpuff you will ever see. I nearly lost everything I just had eaten and I could not turn away cause my seat was facing the door. And so the moral of the story is: you can put a sexy costume on a fat girl but that wont stop me from losing my lunch and gouging my own eyes out.

cliff notes:
eating with friend
fat chick walks in with 'sexy outfit' (lots of skin and flub revealed)
hilarity did not ensue
almost barfed
 
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