Its all wrong!

[Exterous]

I think the OP was not completely serious about it ruining his whole day.

Whole day? Try whole freakin month!

Just tell your wife to make you breakfast while you snooze your alarm.

I told her I would like a Belgium waffle tomorrow morning. She said 'Too bad'. I think its time to find a new wife - perhaps one that doesn't talk so much.

 

[vi edit]

If you think the wife is bad, try having a 4 year old daughter. It's like having a wife, except even less ability to reason, even more argumentative, asks 12,486% more questions, and has mood swings that change by the second.

 

[slag]

LOL, I love your Diet Coke with that breakfast. Reminds me of the people who get the Supersized BigMac meal and get a Diet Coke with it.

Really? A 1/2 order of biscuits and gravy (1 biscuit with a 1/2 cup of gravy and an ice cream scoop of regular scrambled eggs is not bad for you. It all fits rather well into one of those small styrofoam containers.
Its healthier than what most people eat for breakfast.

I looked it up on our website (they have the nutritional information)

B&G is 380 calories
SC EGG is 170 calories
Diet Coke is 0 calories
Total 550 calories. Not bad for breakfast, the most important meal of the day. That is 1/4 the total caloric intake I should have over the course of the day.

600 calories for a cinnamon roll. WHEW.

 

[GrumpyMan]

If you think the wife is bad, try having a 4 year old daughter. It's like having a wife, except even less ability to reason, even more argumentative, asks 12,486% more questions, and has mood swings that change by the second.

Lol +1

 

[JTsyo]

My morning routine is determined by if my daughter is up or not.

 

[lxskllr]

Yeah, I usually eat 2-3hours after I get up. Eating anywhere under an hour after I get up doesnt play well with my stomach.

Same. I start the day with tobacco and coffee, and eat after I've been up for an hour or two.