Its all about the pentiums by Weird Al, awesome song.

[coolred]

That is all, just thought it was a great song, wondered what others think. SOme of his stuff sucks, others is kinda good, but this song rocks.

 

[mwtgg]

"You wanna be a hacker, code cracker, slacker...." Ok, I'm done.

 

[Shawn]

It's was funny in 1995.

 

[Ryan]

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain

 

[axelfox]

"What you got in there, a Dorito?"

The video is even funnier with Drew Carey as Mase.

 

[AaronB]

It?s all about the pentiums, baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
It?s all about the pentiums, baby
It?s all about the pentiums, baby
It?s all about the pentiums! (it?s all about the pentiums, baby)
It?s all about the pentiums! (it?s all about the pentiums, baby)
Yeah

What y?all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? code crackers? slackers
Wastin? time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin? at hewlett packard?
Workin? at a desk with a dumb little placard?
Yeah, payin? the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin? my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of ram
I never feed trolls and I don?t read spam
Installed a t1 line in my house
Always at my pc, double-clickin? on my mizouse
Upgrade my system at least twice a day
I?m strictly plug-and-play, I ain?t afraid of y2k
I?m down with bill gates, I call him money for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
It?s all about the pentiums, what?
You?ve gotta be the dumbest newbie I?ve ever seen
You?ve got white-out all over your screen
You think your commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a dorito?
You?re usin? a 286? don?t make me laugh
Your windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You?re the biggest joke on the internet
Your database is a disaster
You?re waxin? your modem, tryin? to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you?re still livin? in your parents? cellar
Downloadin? pictures of sarah michelle gellar
And postin? me too! like some brain-dead aol-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like old yeller
You?re just about as useless as jpegs to hellen keller

It?s all about the pentiums! (it?s all about the pentiums, baby)
It?s all about the pentiums! (it?s all about the pentiums, baby)
It?s all about the pentiums! (it?s all about the pentiums, baby)
It?s all about the pentiums! (it?s all about the pentiums, baby)

Now, what y?all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? code crackers? slackers
Wastin? time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin? at hewlett packard?

Uh, uh, loggin? in now
Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
Got ?em printed out on my bedsheets
My new computer?s got the clocks, it rocks
But it was obsolete before I opened the box
You say you?ve had your desktop for over a week?
Throw that junk away, man, it?s an antique
Your laptop is a month old? well that?s great
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
My digital media is write-protected
Every file inspected, no viruses detected
I beta tested every operation system
Gave props to some, and others? I dissed ?em
While your computer?s crashin?, mine?s multitaskin?
It does all my work without me even askin?
Got a flat-screen monitor forty inches wide wide
I believe that your says etch-a-sketch on the side
In a 32-bit world, you?re a 2-bit user
You?ve got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loser
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Where?d you get your cpu, in a box of cracker jacks?
Play me online? well, you know that I?ll beat you
If I ever meet you I?ll control-alt-delete you
What? what? what? what? what?

It?s all about the pentiums! (it?s all about the pentiums, baby)
It?s all about the pentiums! (it?s all about the pentiums, baby)
It?s all about the pentiums! (it?s all about the pentiums, baby)
It?s all about the pentiums! (it?s all about the pentiums, baby)
Now, what y?all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? code crackers? slackers
Wastin? time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin? at hewlett packard?
What? ?

 

[dragonballgtz]

Hey fella, I bet you?re still livin? in your parents? cellar
Downloadin? pictures of sarah michelle gellar

J/K

 

[stateofbeasley]

Damn. I remember listening to this on my spanking new Pentium III (Katmai 450 MHz) in 1999.

I'm listening to "A Complicated Song" now on my Pentium M.

 

[nageov3t]

it was funny, but got old/boring pretty quickly.

 

[Iron Woode]

Veren zol fun dir a blintsa

(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi

Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho

Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past
But most of 'em were nudniks and none of 'em would last
But our new guy's real kosher, I think he'll do the trick
I tell ya, he's to dies for - he really knows his shtick

So how 'bout you? Have you seen this Jew?
Reads the Torah, does his own accounting, too
Workin' like a dog at the synagogue
He's there all day, he's there all day
Just say "Vay iz mir!" and he'll kick into gear
He'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer
Just grab your yamacha and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!

(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly (for a rabbi)

He shops at discount stores, not just any will sufice
He has to find a bargain 'cause he won't pay retail price
He never acts meshugga and he's hardly a schlemiel
But if you wanna haggle, oy, he'll make you such a deal!

People used to scoff, now they say "Mazel tov!"
He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off
Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul
What's not to like? What's not to like?
On high holy days, you know he prays and prays
And he never eats pastrami on white bread with mayonnaise
Put on your yarmulka and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!

When he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn't miss
He'll always shlep on down for a wedding or a briss
They say he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's really quite hhhhhip
The parents pay the moyl and he gets to keep the tip!

(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey

Meccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho

He's doin' well, I gotta kvell
The yentas love him, even shicksas think he's swell
Show up at his home, he says "Shalom"
And "Have some cake - you want some cake?"
Yah, he calls the shots, we really love him lots
Oy gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz
So grab your yarmulka
The one you got for Chanukah
Let's put on our yarmulkas and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!