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Its 23:30 and my phone rings....

The Stigenator

The Stigenator

Lifer
Its my co-worker and neighbour calling me for a favour. Turns out he is going out with a girl and is afraid if things go wrong.. so he wanted me keep track of information of her just in case things go wrong. Turns out this chick is *ahem* is a "prostitute" or a full service massage girl.. her day time job is a "phone sex operator"

ALL I wanted to say is OMG..

 
your co-worker is going to get some ASS tonite! big time!

if i were you, i woulden't say "omg", i would say "hey! can i tag along?"🙂
 
TGG, get ready for alot of PM's for her number
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oh i forgot to metnion.. this is supposed to be a date.. well that is what they talked about.. she has never dated any of her clients.. (as he put it).

either case to me its too weird an funny, but yet I have to keep a precautionary outlook for him.
 


<< oh i forgot to metnion.. this is supposed to be a date.. well that is what they talked about.. she has never dated any of her clients.. (as he put it).

either case to me its too weird an funny, but yet I have to keep a precautionary outlook for him. >>



so this time around, he's not actually paying for services?
 


<<

<< oh i forgot to metnion.. this is supposed to be a date.. well that is what they talked about.. she has never dated any of her clients.. (as he put it). either case to me its too weird an funny, but yet I have to keep a precautionary outlook for him. >>

so this time around, he's not actually paying for services? >>



well that is what he is hoping to.. that was the understanding.. cause he sure cant go around paying a girl everytime he wants to go out with her. Its worse than the girls i have dated.
 
Am I being cynical if I say this guy is probably suffering from the delusion that she's the "hooker with a heart of gold" and all it will take is the good times with him and she'll be able to turn her life around and they'll live happily ever after.....

does he realize she's a HOOKER!!! What do you think the emotional stability of a person who gets paid to fvck is?.... If I were you I wouldn't be doing the guy any favors... when is the pimp gonna come lookin for you because you're "doing him a favor"....

Yes i think I am being cynical....
 
djtheater, I don't think most hookers want to be hookers.
She could quit her night job and just keep her day job - telephone marketing isn't so bad.. 🙂
 


<< djtheater, I don't think most hookers want to be hookers.
She could quit her night job and just keep her day job - telephone marketing isn't so bad.. 🙂 >>




Please don't misread me, I certainly didn't mean to imply that she weighed her options and found that to be the most appealing.

I am not trying to understand her, I'm only pointing out that it's not something normal people do (become romantically involved with prostitutes) It's the stuff of movies and Penthouse forums.
 
Difference between a gf and a hooker:

girlfriend:
- Wants money to go shopping
- Wants money to get a makeover
- Wants money for more shopping
- Wants to hang out with her friends
- Has a headache

hooker:
- Wants money for sex
- Gives sex

Edit: And hookers don't complain when you try another one 😉
 
no one ask for pics... soon enough after the neighbor and prostitute get married, i give it 2 months before it ends up on divorce court. then we (and everyone in the US) can see them on tv 🙂
 
Eh heh, eh heh, hahahahahaha.....oh man, too funny....sounds like something my roomate would do.
(Normally he sticks to girls who, while they have the moral inclinations of a prostitute, they lack the financial savvy of one 🙂
 
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