Made up story time

(i'm bored)
It's been a bad week, unable to pay your rent you have been tossed out of your dingy apartment. It's cold and wet and you are walking down a dark city street, homeless and alone. An insidious chill creeps into your bones and you know that if you don't keep moving you may soon succumb to the foul weather.
Just as desperation begins to take a hold of your mind you spot a door leading off the street that is ajar. Curiousity takes control and you find yourself poking your head through the gap. The room beyond is very dark but off in the distance you see flickering of lights. As if drawn to them like a moth to a flame you edge into the building, slowly feeling your way down a pitch black corridor.
At the end of the corridor you discover the source of the lights,an old movie theatre. A black and white western is playing. In the dull haze you can discern a single figure seated in the stands. You take a seat beside the mysterious individual. Something about the person is familiar but it is too dark for you to see their face.
There is no sign that your presence has been acknowledged. Tired, you begin to fall asleep.Your head begins to bob and lull as consciousness begins to dimish. However just before you close your eyes you sense movement in the dark.
One of your neighbour's hands is extending towards you.
Unsure what this means you recoil slightly.
A brief moment of illumination from the screen reveals a pottle of some sort.
"He's offering me food you think".
You remember how hungry you are. Ravenously you devour the contents of the container, wedges covered in some weird dipping sauce.
Just as you finish the curtains at the front of the theatre begin to drop. Evidently the movie is over. Lights overhead come on, blinding you briefly. As your vision recovers you get your first glimpse of the person sitting beside you.
He turns to you and says
" Hi, I'm Pee Wee Herman, who are you?"
brrrrrr