It's 10:40 on Xmas Eve and I have a quandary

[RichUK]

To order Pizza or to not.

 

[Mayne]

seems like a no-brainer to me.

 

[WelshBloke]

Dodgy delivery kebab and whatever dodgy moonshine they'll deliver as well!

 

[Iron Woode]

Depends on which company you call.

what are your choices?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

No. Any pizza place open at 10:40 on Xmas Eve is not a place you want to order from.

 

[WelshBloke]

No. Any pizza place open at 10:40 on Xmas Eve is not a place you want to order from.

If youre ordering delivery pizza at 10;40 on Christmas eve you dont care!

 

[RichUK]

Depends on which company you call.

what are your choices?

Pizza Hut, Domino's and some of the dirty grease hut ones.

I'm leaning towards the greasy kebab house pizza.

 

[sdifox]

Order some Lahmacun

 

[Iron Woode]

Pizza Hut, Domino's and some of the dirty grease hut ones.

I'm leaning towards the greasy kebab house pizza.

LOL

I think I will cook up some burgers!

😀

 

[WelshBloke]

Pizza Hut, Domino's and some of the dirty grease hut ones.

I'm leaning towards the greasy kebab house pizza.

Get a fucking shish kebab. Extra chillies and extra chilli sauce, all the salad. Extra doner meat on the side if you're really pissed.

 

[RichUK]

Get a fucking shish kebab. Extra chillies and extra chilli sauce, all the salad. Extra doner meat on the side if you're really pissed.

Mmmmm. The quandary worsens.

 

[WelshBloke]

Mmmmm. The quandary worsens.

Do it. You know you want the kebab you tart!

 

[shortylickens]

You should have bought several pizzas this morning and cooked them at home.

 

[BD231]

I don't think we need another incident at the Rich residence.

 

[RichUK]

I've decided. Be back shortly! 😱

 

[WelshBloke]

I've decided. Be back shortly! 😱

It better be burnt lamb and chilli sauce!

 

[RichUK]

I went with somewhat safe Domino's pizza - should be enough to soak up the alcohol. I should probably get on with wrapping presents, being that it's 23:55! 😱

 

[WelshBloke]

I went with somewhat safe Domino's pizza - should be enough to soak up the alcohol. I should probably get on with wrapping presents, being that it's 23:55! 😱

You are dead to me!

 

[snoopy7548]

Either your counter tops are massive or those are really small pizzas.

 

[shortylickens]

Either your counter tops are massive or those are really small pizzas.

Looks like he got a pair of personal pizzas.

 

[RichUK]

Either your counter tops are massive or those are really small pizzas.

Pizza Garlic Bread. Gotta watch the carbs

 

[shortylickens]

Pizza Garlic Bread. Gotta watch the carbs

If by Carbs you mean Starch then you fucked up big time. Its the dough thats starch-heavy. Cheese, sauce, and meat are fat & protein heavy.

 

[RichUK]

If by Carbs you mean Starch then you fucked up big time. Its the dough thats starch-heavy. Cheese, sauce, and meat are fat & protein heavy.

I didn't eat the crusts, does that count? 😀

 

[lxskllr]

I didn't eat the crusts, does that count? 😀

Christ, it keeps getting worse... He doesn't get the kebobs, then tosses the best part of the mediocre pizza he bought. Do the authorities know you're loose? I feel like you should be locked up somewhere for everyone's, and yours protection.

 

[RichUK]

😎