It's 10:40 on Xmas Eve and I have a quandary

[RichUK]

To order Pizza or to not.

 

[Mayne]

seems like a no-brainer to me.

 

[WelshBloke]

Dodgy delivery kebab and whatever dodgy moonshine they'll deliver as well!

 

[Iron Woode]

Depends on which company you call.

what are your choices?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

No. Any pizza place open at 10:40 on Xmas Eve is not a place you want to order from.

 

[WelshBloke]

No. Any pizza place open at 10:40 on Xmas Eve is not a place you want to order from.

If youre ordering delivery pizza at 10;40 on Christmas eve you dont care!

 

[RichUK]

Depends on which company you call.

what are your choices?

Pizza Hut, Domino's and some of the dirty grease hut ones.

I'm leaning towards the greasy kebab house pizza.

 

[sdifox]

Order some Lahmacun

 

[Iron Woode]

Pizza Hut, Domino's and some of the dirty grease hut ones.

I'm leaning towards the greasy kebab house pizza.

LOL

I think I will cook up some burgers!

 

[WelshBloke]

Pizza Hut, Domino's and some of the dirty grease hut ones.

I'm leaning towards the greasy kebab house pizza.

Get a fucking shish kebab. Extra chillies and extra chilli sauce, all the salad. Extra doner meat on the side if you're really pissed.

 

[RichUK]

Get a fucking shish kebab. Extra chillies and extra chilli sauce, all the salad. Extra doner meat on the side if you're really pissed.

Mmmmm. The quandary worsens.

 

[WelshBloke]

Mmmmm. The quandary worsens.

Do it. You know you want the kebab you tart!

 

[shortylickens]

You should have bought several pizzas this morning and cooked them at home.

 

[BD231]

I don't think we need another incident at the Rich residence.

 

[RichUK]

I've decided. Be back shortly!

 

[WelshBloke]

I've decided. Be back shortly!

It better be burnt lamb and chilli sauce!

 

[RichUK]

I went with somewhat safe Domino's pizza - should be enough to soak up the alcohol. I should probably get on with wrapping presents, being that it's 23:55!

 

[WelshBloke]

I went with somewhat safe Domino's pizza - should be enough to soak up the alcohol. I should probably get on with wrapping presents, being that it's 23:55!

You are dead to me!

 

[snoopy7548]

Either your counter tops are massive or those are really small pizzas.

 

[shortylickens]

Either your counter tops are massive or those are really small pizzas.

Looks like he got a pair of personal pizzas.

 

[RichUK]

Either your counter tops are massive or those are really small pizzas.

Pizza Garlic Bread. Gotta watch the carbs

 

[shortylickens]

Pizza Garlic Bread. Gotta watch the carbs

If by Carbs you mean Starch then you fucked up big time. Its the dough thats starch-heavy. Cheese, sauce, and meat are fat & protein heavy.

 

[RichUK]

If by Carbs you mean Starch then you fucked up big time. Its the dough thats starch-heavy. Cheese, sauce, and meat are fat & protein heavy.

I didn't eat the crusts, does that count?

 

[lxskllr]

I didn't eat the crusts, does that count?

Christ, it keeps getting worse... He doesn't get the kebobs, then tosses the best part of the mediocre pizza he bought. Do the authorities know you're loose? I feel like you should be locked up somewhere for everyone's, and yours protection.

 

[RichUK]