It was hard to turn down this girl tonight...

[BigToque]

I met this girl at the bar tonight and went back to her place, just begging to get laid. She had a few friends come over and they brought out some pot.

I'm trying to get on with the RCMP, so I told her I had to go.

I've never seen someone try so hard to get laid, it was almost pathetic.

It was pretty awesome hearing "Isn't there anything I can do to get you to stay?"...

I had to go though...

 

[tasmanian]

Shoulda had a quickie.

 

[NoShangriLa]

SHEN

 

[olds]

Just so you know, cops can still fuck. It's not against the rules.

 

[Cuda1447]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Just so you know, cops can still fuck. It's not against the rules.

rofl, best post of the hour.

 

[Eli]

I don't really quite understand. Why did you have to leave? Because the pot was brought out, or because you had to get up early?

If it was because some people were going to smoke some weed, that's silly. If anything, you should thoroughly educate yourself, so you can make educated decisions. 😉

 

[frostedflakes]

Just pass on the pot and then get laid? It's not like you had to smoke it.

 

[Riceninja]

its because the RCMP makes you take a lie detector test and you can't have consumed any illegal substances in the last 5 years, i believe. my friend went through the application process a year ago.

 

[BigToque]

Originally posted by: Riceninja
its because the RCMP makes you take a lie detector test and you can't have consumed any illegal substances in the last 5 years, i believe. my friend went through the application process a year ago.

Basically.

Personally, I don't care if people smoke pot, and hope that one day it will be legal. Until that time, I just make sure I'm never around if it comes out.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Riceninja
its because the RCMP makes you take a lie detector test and you can't have consumed any illegal substances in the last 5 years, i believe. my friend went through the application process a year ago.

Just so you know, you don't have to smoke pot to fuck.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: BigToque

Originally posted by: Riceninja
its because the RCMP makes you take a lie detector test and you can't have consumed any illegal substances in the last 5 years, i believe. my friend went through the application process a year ago.

Basically.

Personally, I don't care if people smoke pot, and hope that one day it will be legal. Until that time, I just make sure I'm never around if it comes out.

😕

You don't have to smoke. Just take it and pass. If you're not comfortable with that, just mention something about drug tests or something. It's not a big deal.

 

[BigToque]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: BigToque

Originally posted by: Riceninja
its because the RCMP makes you take a lie detector test and you can't have consumed any illegal substances in the last 5 years, i believe. my friend went through the application process a year ago.

Basically.

Personally, I don't care if people smoke pot, and hope that one day it will be legal. Until that time, I just make sure I'm never around if it comes out.

😕

You don't have to smoke. Just take it and pass. If you're not comfortable with that, just mention something about drug tests or something. It's not a big deal.

I am not allowed to be places where there are illegal substances being used.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: BigToque

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: BigToque

Originally posted by: Riceninja
its because the RCMP makes you take a lie detector test and you can't have consumed any illegal substances in the last 5 years, i believe. my friend went through the application process a year ago.

Basically.

Personally, I don't care if people smoke pot, and hope that one day it will be legal. Until that time, I just make sure I'm never around if it comes out.

😕

You don't have to smoke. Just take it and pass. If you're not comfortable with that, just mention something about drug tests or something. It's not a big deal.

I am not allowed to be places where there are illegal substances being used.

Get off the Earth, STAT!

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: BigToque

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: BigToque

Originally posted by: Riceninja
its because the RCMP makes you take a lie detector test and you can't have consumed any illegal substances in the last 5 years, i believe. my friend went through the application process a year ago.

Basically.

Personally, I don't care if people smoke pot, and hope that one day it will be legal. Until that time, I just make sure I'm never around if it comes out.

😕

You don't have to smoke. Just take it and pass. If you're not comfortable with that, just mention something about drug tests or something. It's not a big deal.

I am not allowed to be places where there are illegal substances being used.

I'm pretty sure you can do whatever the fuck you want. 😉

 

[Raduque]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: BigToque

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: BigToque

Originally posted by: Riceninja
its because the RCMP makes you take a lie detector test and you can't have consumed any illegal substances in the last 5 years, i believe. my friend went through the application process a year ago.

Basically.

Personally, I don't care if people smoke pot, and hope that one day it will be legal. Until that time, I just make sure I'm never around if it comes out.

😕

You don't have to smoke. Just take it and pass. If you're not comfortable with that, just mention something about drug tests or something. It's not a big deal.

I am not allowed to be places where there are illegal substances being used.

I'm pretty sure you can do whatever the fuck you want. 😉

Sure he can, if he wants to not get into the RCMP. Remember, he has to take a lie detector test.


"Have you been around illegal substances in the past 5 years"
If he answers yes, he passes the test, but the RCMP doesn't accept him. If he answers no, he fails the test and the RCMP doesn't accept him.

 

[Colt45]

Originally posted by: BigToque

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: BigToque

Originally posted by: Riceninja
its because the RCMP makes you take a lie detector test and you can't have consumed any illegal substances in the last 5 years, i believe. my friend went through the application process a year ago.

Basically.

Personally, I don't care if people smoke pot, and hope that one day it will be legal. Until that time, I just make sure I'm never around if it comes out.

😕

You don't have to smoke. Just take it and pass. If you're not comfortable with that, just mention something about drug tests or something. It's not a big deal.

I am not allowed to be places where there are illegal substances being used.

hahahahahahahahahaha

yeah, all cops are saints 🙂

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Raduque

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: BigToque

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: BigToque

Originally posted by: Riceninja
its because the RCMP makes you take a lie detector test and you can't have consumed any illegal substances in the last 5 years, i believe. my friend went through the application process a year ago.

Basically.

Personally, I don't care if people smoke pot, and hope that one day it will be legal. Until that time, I just make sure I'm never around if it comes out.

😕

You don't have to smoke. Just take it and pass. If you're not comfortable with that, just mention something about drug tests or something. It's not a big deal.

I am not allowed to be places where there are illegal substances being used.

I'm pretty sure you can do whatever the fuck you want. 😉

Sure he can, if he wants to not get into the RCMP. Remember, he has to take a lie detector test.


"Have you been around illegal substances in the past 5 years"
If he answers yes, he passes the test, but the RCMP doesn't accept him. If he answers no, he fails the test and the RCMP doesn't accept him.

So you are saying he should just drop out now as he was around an illegal substance tonight?

 

[alkemyst]

damn she felt that sorry for you and it went right over your head.

You are going to have to lose that virginity someday.

 

[DangerAardvark]

It's a travesty that we still use polygraphs to interview for government jobs. It's not a lie detector, it's a psychological cudgel.

 

[amicold]

Originally posted by: BigToque
I met this girl at the bar tonight and went back to her place, just begging to get laid. She had a few friends come over and they brought out some pot.

I'm trying to get on with the RCMP, so I told her I had to go.

I've never seen someone try so hard to get laid, it was almost pathetic.

It was pretty awesome hearing "Isn't there anything I can do to get you to stay?"...

I had to go though...

We're missing part of this story. She couldn't have been very easy on the eyes if you didn't just try and plug it way before the pot and friends.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Riceninja
its because the RCMP makes you take a lie detector test and you can't have consumed any illegal substances in the last 5 years, i believe. my friend went through the application process a year ago.

Sex isn't an illegal substance.

 

[compman25]

pics?

 

[Crusty]

/fail

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Just so you know, cops can still fuck. It's not against the rules.

:laugh:


"So son...have you had sex in the last 12 months?"

"well..."

"*sigh* I'm sorry, you'll have to re-apply next year"

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Sex isn't an illegal substance.

Yeah, but RCMP candidates can't just go discharging their piece everywhere.