IT Rant!

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Lifer
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So, I'm working away on a migration project and a user comes to my cube:

<User> I'm having such problems today! I need you to listen to me because no one will listen to me!
<Me> Oh yea? Ok, what's going on?
<User> Well, I cannot get to Google at all.
<Me> Really?

...at this point I turn around, load up my browser and go to www.google.com with success. I turn back around and look at her:

<Me> Well, everything appears to work fine here. Lets go take a look....

We walk over to her desk and she sits down.

<User> Look! Watch! No one believes me! (types in address in Start Button > Run, browser loads up, and our filter catches it blocking access with a warning page). SEE! SEEE! >:-/

<Me> What the....that's odd. (I sit down, load up her browser and type in "google.com". The page loads up fine)
<User> What did you do here?! What did you do to my account?
<Me> Woa woa, hold on one second. Sit down and type in the address again with the browser. (the user does so and again the proxy filter warning page comes up)
<User> WHAT IN THE WORLD! Is my internet down? See, you've probably done something to my account! Are you guys watching me?
<Me> *sigh* (I look closer at the filter warning and see that she's been typing "goggle.com" the entire time and not "google". I point this out by showing her the filter error message "Warning! You're trying to access www.goggle.com!" and her history).
<User>How did that HAPPEN?!?! Is it because of the email Mainteneance you guys did over the weekend?
<Me> .......
 
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Originally posted by: Homerboy
Originally posted by: Joemonkey
just another day in IT...

I wish my users were smart enough to even USE google

No shiznit. I get tickled when someone asks me to fix some problem. I go to their machine, with them watching, and go to google, type in the problem, find the answer in the first one or two hits, and just give them a dumb look and walk off
 

Patt

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Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones
Originally posted by: Homerboy
Originally posted by: Joemonkey
just another day in IT...

I wish my users were smart enough to even USE google

No shiznit. I get tickled when someone asks me to fix some problem. I go to their machine, with them watching, and go to google, type in the problem, find the answer in the first one or two hits, and just give them a dumb look and walk off

You're the kind of champ everybody likes to deal with then? :p Why not just help them out, point them in the right direction instead of being arrogant about it?
 

Vegitto

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Heh. I'm so glad I gave my grandma the link to download FireFox.. I haven't heard her bitching about IE crashing since then.
 

kingtas

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I used to do iT tech support for a college. I used to love it when they would ask "What did you do to my computer?".

I'd tell them my computer is not having problems so it must be something they have done (as I resisted the temptation to slap them upside the head).
 

jdini76

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next time tell her it is a Pebkac error.









Problem exists between keyboard and chair.
 

InlineFive

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Originally posted by: Vegitto
Heh. I'm so glad I gave my grandma the link to download FireFox.. I haven't heard her bitching about IE crashing since then.

Now she can just complain about the computer running slowly because of FireFox using up all of the RAM. :p
 

Stuxnet

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Originally posted by: warcrow
<Me> *sigh* (I look closer at the filter warning and see that she's been typing "goggle.com" the entire time and not "google". I point this out by showing her the filter error message "Warning! You're trying to access www.goggle.com!" and her history).
<User>How did that HAPPEN?!?! Is it because of the email Mainteneance you guys did over the weekend?
<Me> .......

This highlights the most difficult part of IT/IS: users simply cannot accept the fact that they are dumb as fsck.
 

warcrow

Lifer
Jan 12, 2004
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Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones
Originally posted by: Homerboy
Originally posted by: Joemonkey
just another day in IT...

I wish my users were smart enough to even USE google

No shiznit. I get tickled when someone asks me to fix some problem. I go to their machine, with them watching, and go to google, type in the problem, find the answer in the first one or two hits, and just give them a dumb look and walk off

I try to remain professional at work at all times -but sometimes it can be tough not to give someone a hard time. :p
 

RichUK

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Haha, when I worked in tech support, a remember a user coming up to me, and ...

User - ?you?re good at that aren?t you, I couldn?t do that I don?t have a clue what you?re doing.?

Me ? "yeah, ahem.. ok"

User - ?Can you bake a cake??

Me- "no"

User - ?well then!? and she walks off.

Some users can be so random. Makes me laugh when i think about it now though.
 

OutHouse

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Jun 5, 2000
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hell yea. in the spring we migrated from NT to 2003 and i swear to God users were blaming us for every single error they got very few errors were related to the migration. i know for a fact most of the problems they reported were their own damn fault, just like the OP's example.

I cant email, the migration broke it :roll:
i cant print, the migration broke it :roll:
i can surf, the migration broke it. :roll:

 

Syringer

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From a friend's blog:

Me: My computer is emitting a horrible beeping sound and it won't stop. Can you come fix it?
Tech guy: Gaaaah.
Me: Please? I'll bring you a muffin. One that's not from here and free.
Tech guy: I'll fix your computer. And I want that muffin.

...

Me: What are you doing?
Tech guy: I'm fixing your computer.
Me: It looks like you're just breaking into it and making loud noises to make me think you're fixing it.
Tech guy: Shut up.
Me: You know, maybe somebody spilled coffee on my keyboard over the weekend.
Tech guy: [Blink.]
Tech guy: Was this person you?
Me: No! [Blink.]
Me: I did spill coffee on it two weeks ago, but I thought I got away with that. Why would it only start beeping now?
Tech guy: Let's get you a new keyboard, you little imp. You owe me two muffins.
Me: With pink frosting?
Tech guy: Let's not get carried away here.