Original:
Sampson and Gregory Script - Shakespeare Version
Enter SAMPSON and GREGORY of the house of Capulet, with swords and bucklers
2. Gregory: No, for then we should be colliers.
4. Gregory: While you live, draw your neck out of collar.
6. Gregory: But thou art not quickly moved to strike.
8. Gregory: To move is to stir, and to be valiant is to stand.
9. Gregory: Therefore if thou art moved thou run away.
12. Gregory: That shows thee a weak slave, for the weakest goes.
18. Gregory: The quarrel is between our masters and us their men.
22. Gregory: The heads of the maids?
25. Gregory: They must take it in sense that feel it.
28. Gregory: 'Tis well thou art not fish. If thou hadst been poor-john.
Enter ABRAM and another SERVINGMAN
29. Gregory: Draw thy tool! Here comes of the house of Montagues.
31. Gregory: How? Turn thy back and run?
33. Gregory: No, marry. I fear thee.
35. Gregory: I will frown as I pass by, and let them take it as they list.
42. Gregory: (aside to SAMPSON)
No.
45. Gregory: Do you quarrel, sir?
Gangster:
Enter SAMPSON an? GREGORY of da crib o? Masta Capulet.
2. Gregory: Fo' then we's would be coal miners
4. Gregory: Focus on not gettin in static Sammy.
6. Gregory: It?s soft to get ya mad foo.
8. Gregory: Ta bump is ta stir, ya?s wont jump in rumble.
9. Gregory: You?ll skip back to da ghetto.
12. Gregory: You?re uh weak slave, an? da weak always git smashed into da brick.
18. Gregory: Ta battle is between dem kings and we?s be their soldiers.
22. Gregory: Who?s neck, da kitchen hoes?
25. Gregory: Da ones ya stuff wit force should feel it tight, eh?
28. Gregory: It?s good ya don?t rough like fishy, Ya?s dry with no weight or size.
Enter ?BIBLE MAN?ABRAM and another SERVINDUDE
29. Gregory: Shake tat gat son! Dem foo?s from Montagues crib is comin.
31. Gregory: How yas gonna back me up? Gonna turn ya?s rear an run way?
33. Gregory: No brotha, I fear ya fo reals..
35. Gregory: I?ll face smack as I moves by. They can front as they wants.
42. Gregory: (aside to SAMPSON)
Nah.
45. Gregory: You wanna fight son?
Now all I have to do is memorize both scripts and then prep for skit by next Tuesday.
Awesome.
Sampson and Gregory Script - Shakespeare Version
Enter SAMPSON and GREGORY of the house of Capulet, with swords and bucklers
2. Gregory: No, for then we should be colliers.
4. Gregory: While you live, draw your neck out of collar.
6. Gregory: But thou art not quickly moved to strike.
8. Gregory: To move is to stir, and to be valiant is to stand.
9. Gregory: Therefore if thou art moved thou run away.
12. Gregory: That shows thee a weak slave, for the weakest goes.
18. Gregory: The quarrel is between our masters and us their men.
22. Gregory: The heads of the maids?
25. Gregory: They must take it in sense that feel it.
28. Gregory: 'Tis well thou art not fish. If thou hadst been poor-john.
Enter ABRAM and another SERVINGMAN
29. Gregory: Draw thy tool! Here comes of the house of Montagues.
31. Gregory: How? Turn thy back and run?
33. Gregory: No, marry. I fear thee.
35. Gregory: I will frown as I pass by, and let them take it as they list.
42. Gregory: (aside to SAMPSON)
No.
45. Gregory: Do you quarrel, sir?
Gangster:
Enter SAMPSON an? GREGORY of da crib o? Masta Capulet.
2. Gregory: Fo' then we's would be coal miners
4. Gregory: Focus on not gettin in static Sammy.
6. Gregory: It?s soft to get ya mad foo.
8. Gregory: Ta bump is ta stir, ya?s wont jump in rumble.
9. Gregory: You?ll skip back to da ghetto.
12. Gregory: You?re uh weak slave, an? da weak always git smashed into da brick.
18. Gregory: Ta battle is between dem kings and we?s be their soldiers.
22. Gregory: Who?s neck, da kitchen hoes?
25. Gregory: Da ones ya stuff wit force should feel it tight, eh?
28. Gregory: It?s good ya don?t rough like fishy, Ya?s dry with no weight or size.
Enter ?BIBLE MAN?ABRAM and another SERVINDUDE
29. Gregory: Shake tat gat son! Dem foo?s from Montagues crib is comin.
31. Gregory: How yas gonna back me up? Gonna turn ya?s rear an run way?
33. Gregory: No brotha, I fear ya fo reals..
35. Gregory: I?ll face smack as I moves by. They can front as they wants.
42. Gregory: (aside to SAMPSON)
Nah.
45. Gregory: You wanna fight son?
Now all I have to do is memorize both scripts and then prep for skit by next Tuesday.
Awesome.
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