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Excelsior

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Excelsior
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Excelsior
Originally posted by: rh71
front or back ?

Both?

Virgin.

- M4H

Haha...thanks for the laugh ubernerd.

Says the guy who doesn't know what the "front crack" is on a woman, and probably hasn't seen one since he came out of it.

- M4H

Look above.

And don't you realize that even Skywalker knows what the front crack is on a woman? This thing..called porn..has been out for a while. Go whack off to it sometime, might relieve your stress.
 

K1052

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*snif*

I smell something burning.

<-gets lawnchair and beer
 
Jan 31, 2002
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Originally posted by: Excelsior
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Excelsior
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Excelsior
Originally posted by: rh71
front or back ?

Both?

Virgin.

- M4H

Haha...thanks for the laugh ubernerd.

Says the guy who doesn't know what the "front crack" is on a woman, and probably hasn't seen one since he came out of it.

- M4H

Look above.

And don't you realize that even Skywalker knows what the front crack is on a woman? This thing..called porn..has been out for a while. Go whack off to it sometime, might relieve your stress.

The fact that you can't see through jeans doesn't change the fact that you had to think for a moment about the fact that there's another side the crack could be on.

- M4H
 

Excelsior

Lifer
May 30, 2002
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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Excelsior
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Excelsior
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Excelsior
Originally posted by: rh71
front or back ?

Both?

Virgin.

- M4H

Haha...thanks for the laugh ubernerd.

Says the guy who doesn't know what the "front crack" is on a woman, and probably hasn't seen one since he came out of it.

- M4H

Look above.

And don't you realize that even Skywalker knows what the front crack is on a woman? This thing..called porn..has been out for a while. Go whack off to it sometime, might relieve your stress.

The fact that you can't see through jeans doesn't change the fact that you had to think for a moment about the fact that there's another side the crack could be on.

- M4H

What thinking is there involved when 1) I know there are two cracks and 2) he even said front or back. I assumed he meant which one do I prefer. Get a goddamn life, fvcking canadian.

Just for you. Camel Toe report.
 
Jan 31, 2002
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Originally posted by: rh71
I'd rather see cleavage up top actually...

I concur. Cleavage you can see and still think that the girl's fairly respectable. Butt cleavage, OTOH, still sets off the "Cheap Whore" warning bells.

- M4H
 
Jan 31, 2002
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Originally posted by: Excelsior
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Excelsior
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Excelsior
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Excelsior
Originally posted by: rh71
front or back ?

Both?

Virgin.

- M4H

Haha...thanks for the laugh ubernerd.

Says the guy who doesn't know what the "front crack" is on a woman, and probably hasn't seen one since he came out of it.

- M4H

Look above.

And don't you realize that even Skywalker knows what the front crack is on a woman? This thing..called porn..has been out for a while. Go whack off to it sometime, might relieve your stress.

The fact that you can't see through jeans doesn't change the fact that you had to think for a moment about the fact that there's another side the crack could be on.

- M4H

What thinking is there involved when 1) I know there are two cracks and 2) he even said front or back. I assumed he meant which one do I prefer. Get a goddamn life, fvcking canadian.

Just for you. Camel Toe report.

Oh Noes, he called me a Canadian. Whatever shall I do?

You must prefer buttcrack, since you seem to be getting all hot and bothered at the chance to ride my ass. :p

- M4H