It all started when my daughter asked me how to spell "diarrhea"........

[redgtxdi]

I don't even go to dictionary.com anymore, I just type the word I'm lookin' up in Google anymore & I typically get a spelling, definition, whatever I'm lookin' for.

Welp.............diarrhea took me to Wikipedia.................to where I saw something called the "Bristol Stool Chart".........(WTF???) :laugh:

From there, I looked up..........well ya...............Bristol Stool Chart........(as if Mr. or Ms. Bristol is actually taking credit for the thing??)..........and came to poopreport.com.

Let me just say that there is no end to the discussion of fecal matter.

Coincidentally, if you ever want a great gag gift to give someone at work, home, whatever........buy 'em a book called "Everybody Poops"..........(It's a children's book, but has gotten rolls at numerous Christmas parties I've been to.

Perhaps boredom has reached a new high???.........err.........low???

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: redgtxdi
Coincidentally, if you ever want a great gag gift to give someone at work, home, whatever........buy 'em a book called "Everybody Poops"..........(It's a children's book, but has gotten rolls at numerous Christmas parties I've been to.

Unless you're catholic, then you get "You're a Naughty Boy and That's Concentrated Evil Coming Out the Back of You"

 

[Slew Foot]

One of the nurses over here has the last name "DeHerrerra"

 

[userman]

Best thread title ever!

 

[redgtxdi]

Originally posted by: Slew Foot
One of the nurses over here has the last name "DeHerrerra"

Average life expectancy (circa 75yrs non-gender)..........

.........minus 3 to 4 years age of reason...........

.........equals..........approximately 71 years of subliminal torture in the social environment or until such time in which owning such a name ceases to exist........

 

[Jeff7]

Poopreport.com has the best bookmark icon.
(I can't remember the name of that particular icon now. It's the little A with a swoosh that Anandtech uses, which appears next to the website's title in Firefox's tabbed view.)

Concerning the Bristol scale, that could make for a more civilized sounding announcement.

"Gotta go Number Two, high probability of a Type 3 event!
Details at 11."

Or calling off from work.
"Sorry boss, I've got a Type 6 in progress, and it might turn into Type 7 by lunchtime. I'd best not come in today."

 

[loup garou]

.......... "....." ..............

....... ......, ...., & ...............!
...

..... ... ......................... ??????????

......?? ..... ...

 

[Phokus]

I was looking up that "everybody poops" book from the OP and i found an even better book on amazon:

http://www.amazon.com/Gas-We-P...&qid=1187751105&sr=8-2

LMAFOALLSEJR!!!!

 

[ppdes]

I was reading something the other day that claimed German toilets are designed with a ledge just so that you can examine your poop better...

 

[preslove]

OMG, that is the funniest thing I've read in a long, long time (the text is pretty nsfw, but it's on a site called poopreports.com, go figure.

 

[thecoolnessrune]

Originally posted by: Phokus
I was looking up that "everybody poops" book from the OP and i found an even better book on amazon:

http://www.amazon.com/Gas-We-P...&qid=1187751105&sr=8-2

LMAFOALLSEJR!!!!

Amanda Mayer Stinchecum

Say wha?

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Poopreport.com has the best bookmark icon.
(I can't remember the name of that particular icon now. It's the little A with a swoosh that Anandtech uses, which appears next to the website's title in Firefox's tabbed view.)

Favicon.

 

[pjcolon]

Originally posted by: preslove
OMG, that is the funniest thing I've read in a long, long time (the text is pretty nsfw, but it's on a site called poopreports.com, go figure.

OMGLOF

 

[Q]

"From Publishers Weekly
"An elephant makes a big poop. A mouse makes a tiny poop," and so the text goes, describing all sorts of creatures and people who eat and thus defecate. Ages 18mos.-4yrs.

Copyright 2001 Cahners Business Information, Inc."

 

[DaShen]

Here is your answer

 

[Mrvile]

I LMFAO'd at the Bristol stool chart

 

[Kirby64]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: redgtxdi
Coincidentally, if you ever want a great gag gift to give someone at work, home, whatever........buy 'em a book called "Everybody Poops"..........(It's a children's book, but has gotten rolls at numerous Christmas parties I've been to.

Unless you're catholic, then you get "You're a Naughty Boy and That's Concentrated Evil Coming Out the Back of You"

Family Guy for the win.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Poopreport.com has the best bookmark icon.
(I can't remember the name of that particular icon now. It's the little A with a swoosh that Anandtech uses, which appears next to the website's title in Firefox's tabbed view.)

Favicon.

Right, right, thanks. I used to know it, because I decided that my website needed one, and then I needed to make it work. But, my brain's search function is like the forum's was for awhile - it just don't work.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: preslove
OMG, that is the funniest thing I've read in a long, long time (the text is pretty nsfw, but it's on a site called poopreports.com, go figure.

OMG!!

LMFAO!!!

:shocked:


Edit: zOMG! It was a girl that wrote that!

LMAO!

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: preslove
OMG, that is the funniest thing I've read in a long, long time (the text is pretty nsfw, but it's on a site called poopreports.com, go figure.

OMG!!

LMFAO!!!

:shocked:


Edit: zOMG! It was a girl that wrote that!

LMAO!

Oh wow. Freaking hilarious.

 

[ISAslot]

I didn't know i was constipated.

 

[Auric]

Higher apes indeed. isgust;

 

[bobert]

ratemypoo.com

 

[konakona]

not something you were getting at, but I find hyperlinks on wiki and youtube highly addictive.

 

[RapidSnail]

Originally posted by: neutralizer

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: preslove
OMG, that is the funniest thing I've read in a long, long time (the text is pretty nsfw, but it's on a site called poopreports.com, go figure.

OMG!!

LMFAO!!!

:shocked:


Edit: zOMG! It was a girl that wrote that!

LMAO!

Oh wow. Freaking hilarious.

Can you post a transcript? It's blocked here.