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Isn't <insert anyplace that services food> the worst place to eat???!!!

Fritzo

Lifer
How can <random restaurant> stay in business??? Everything from their <menu item> to their <menu item> is plain awful! It's like they get the ingredients for their <menu item> out of a dumpster! Doesn't everyone just HATE this place?!



ATOT loves to hate everything, so please use this template in the future when trashing any food establishment to save time.
 
Haha, :thumbsup:

We need more templates like this for ATOT. I hereby nominate Fritzo as the official ATOT Template Wizard!
 
You know there must be a reason that <random restaurant> is still in business. Maybe <coherent argument> and <living being> likes their <product.>
 
How can Applebees stay in business??? Everything from their salads to their burgers is plain awful! It's like they get the ingredients for their salads out of a dumpster! Doesn't everyone just HATE this place?!

sorry had to say it
 
Fritzo please make a weak rant template regarding <select gender>'s bathroom etiquette. We'll need <random improper sound> and <distance from urinal> fields as well as <classic small dick insult>. Thanks!
 
Originally posted by: archiloco
How can Applebees stay in business??? Everything from their salads to their burgers is plain awful! It's like they get the ingredients for their salads out of a dumpster! Doesn't everyone just HATE this place?!

sorry had to say it

There! See now? I saved you three minutes by not having to thing about what you were going to type 🙂
 
But really... isn't food prepared at home simply the best stuff? I am proud to say I don't eat out at all through the year unless it's a wedding or similar highly formal event which is not up to me.
 
Originally posted by: lozina
But really... isn't food prepared at home simply the best stuff? I am proud to say I don't eat out at all through the year unless it's a wedding or similar highly formal event which is not up to me.

Sounds like you're dateless.
 
Originally posted by: lozina
But really... isn't food prepared at home simply the best stuff? I am proud to say I don't eat out at all through the year unless it's a wedding or similar highly formal event which is not up to me.

generally yes, but then you have to do the dishes

i hate the dishes
 
we need a template for large Corporations - you know how they screw the little guy, create products that no one wants, has incompetent management and only survive because of uninformed dolts.
 
Originally posted by: lozina
But really... isn't food prepared at home simply the best stuff? I am proud to say I don't eat out at all through the year unless it's a wedding or similar highly formal event which is not up to me.

it is. i cook several times a week

had trout en papillote for dinner last night with some home made garlic toast.

and mcdonalds sucks.
 
Originally posted by: lozina
But really... isn't food prepared at home simply the best stuff? I am proud to say I don't eat out at all through the year unless it's a wedding or similar highly formal event which is not up to me.

No, I think most people vastly overestimate their cooking ability and convince themselves their food is better because they made it. Someone who does something full-time can usually do it better than I can. That is, if you compare equivalent foods. If you're comparing something you saw on the Food Network to something you got at McDonald's, that's not really fair.
 
Originally posted by: mugs
Originally posted by: lozina
But really... isn't food prepared at home simply the best stuff? I am proud to say I don't eat out at all through the year unless it's a wedding or similar highly formal event which is not up to me.

No, I think most people vastly overestimate their cooking ability and convince themselves their food is better because they made it. Someone who does something full-time can usually do it better than I can. That is, if you compare equivalent foods. If you're comparing something you saw on the Food Network to something you got at McDonald's, that's not really fair.

If you can follow the steps in a Lego set, you can cook. The full time chefs you may be referring to are on the cutting edge trying to develop new flavors and dishes to attract customers. At home, I am not trying to do that, nor am I trying to present my dinners in aesthetically pleasing manners, nor am I trying to deluge my taste buds with a flood of flavors. I am simply preparing tried-and-true meals which are surprisingly easy to make using very basic ingredients and they come out tasting fantastic unless I don't follow the recipe. I have the comfort of knowing exactly what's in the food I eat, exactly how it's prepared, and knowing it would have cost me a hell of alot more time and money to get something like this at the local restaurant.
 
Originally posted by: mugs
Originally posted by: lozina
But really... isn't food prepared at home simply the best stuff? I am proud to say I don't eat out at all through the year unless it's a wedding or similar highly formal event which is not up to me.

No, I think most people vastly overestimate their cooking ability and convince themselves their food is better because they made it. Someone who does something full-time can usually do it better than I can. That is, if you compare equivalent foods. If you're comparing something you saw on the Food Network to something you got at McDonald's, that's not really fair.
I'm not a very good cook but, compared to mcdonald's, i can make a pretty good crappy burger 😉
 
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