Is your son a computer hacker? (is this a joke or not?)

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perry

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<< Dual-head displays are most commonly used by hacker criminals. One screen is used for their local computer's display, and the other screen is used as the display for the remote system they are "rooting".

Dual-head displays serve almost no legitimate computing purpose, but are a favorite among the criminally-minded.
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sharkeeper

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<< While these cards do have limited support for 3D graphics, this support is actually designed to discourage use of 3D hacker tools like Quake, Abnormal Tournament and "Serious Sam", due to low framerates and numerous rendering glitches. The hacker card of choice is made by nVidia, an evil Canadian liberalist company whose graphics cards are called the "G-Force". These cards come with a specially designed "GPU", or "Guessing Password Unit", which is specially designed for hacking into computers and stealing people's passwords and credit card numbers. >>



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Cheers!
 

gariig

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Dec 31, 2000
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Forever42 showed this to me...and damn did I have a laugh and when I got to the end, I figured it was all a joke. However, after reading what some of the people had said, I'm wondering about it. I know people on the Internet take EVERYthing at face value. Remember the whole experiment from MIT(?) where they were going to stick a dog in a square container to make square dogs and they photoshopped up a bunch of pictures and people were outraged, hehe. This could be the samething, but man, this guy needs to learn something about computers, I think he even says he is a CS graduate somewhere. Also, for the few women of the board, you get a gandor at the first post(I'm assuming by the author) about "scene wh@res" and basically saying women are inferior to men when it comes to computers? Man, my old CS teacher from HS was a DAMNED! smart cookie and she was a woman....She was the most computer literate person in our whole school, including the guy that attempted to keep our schools network up, I don't think it ever really was. This is just scary, if my parents had seen this in HS they would have though i was a hacker...

Gariig
 

chrisfrog

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Oct 15, 2001
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yeah i read this a couple days ago, has to be the funniest thing i've ever read, although someone already quoted it, i love the part about the gpu, guessing password unit
 

jjones

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lol, did you get the allusion to the "Brady Bunch"? Him and his wife Carol and their six wonderful kids; Peter the would-be hacker and the youngest squealing daughter being Cindy. He better be careful, Greg's smoking crack, Marsha's on her back for the football team, Jan's bolemic, and Bobby's trying to figure out if he masterbates better with his left hand or his right.
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