Is using the laptop on the throne bad for the nads?

UNCjigga

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Sittin' here on the can with lappy top on my knees. Can I still have kids?
 

JBT

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I usta think about that when I used my lappy on wifi but I doubt it.
 

PowerMacG5

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Why do people feel the need to bring a laptop in to the bathroom with them? Can't you go 10 minutes (30 if you're constipated) without being online?
 

Sluggo

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Originally posted by: PowerMacG5
Why do people feel the need to bring a laptop in to the bathroom with them? Can't you go 10 minutes (30 if you're constipated) without being online?


I dont even know why people take stuff to read. How long are some of you guys in there?

I get my business done and am in and out in less than 2 minutes. They make a lot of chairs that are more comfortable for reading than a damn toilet.
 

FleshLight

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Why do you need a laptop? You spend 4 min for a normal one, 10 for constipation, and 30 for food poisoning that comes once in a blue moon. Plus, there's the risk of dropping the lappy in the toilet and jeopardizing natinoal security.
 

RollWave

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chicago local news did a special on the laptop over lap....leads to decreased sperm motility apparently.
 

calyco

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lol and how is it even comfortable with a notebook on your lap while your taking a sh!t (or do you pee like a girl)
 

Banana

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Heat decreases sperm production, and that's why your nads hang outside your body. IMO, your god really screwed up in the design of humans by making them necessarily vulnerable to a swift kick in the groin.
 

Eli

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Sitting on the throne for too long is bad for you in other ways, none of which have anything to do with your nads.
 

gar3555

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I enjoy reading when I'm on the crapper, so I've taken my laptop with me...problem is my damn legs always fall asleep...I need a lighter laptop