Zebo
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Originally posted by: yoda291
Originally posted by: Carbonyl
Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
well according to startrek(most optimistic fictional future), yes its possible! we just gotta fight ww3, and then fight aliens instead!
LOL that's a good one. Wanna bet if aliens came here V style to take over saddam would be forgotten.
They'd prolly gain our trust by eating saddam first. (remember that in V they ate people).
Then we'd have some animal rights groups protest, and we'd end up putting grafitti all over their ships. Greenpeace would come in saying the spraypaint was toxic to the atmosphere, so we'd have to scrub down the ships and coat them with anti-spraypaint stuff. Then the gov't would complain that it was costing too much to clean all those ships. Osama would try and crash a 747 into the saucer....they'd eat him too. We'd regard them as heroes and have to shell out the reward for osama. Gov't says it's too expensive and asks the world to chip in to say thanks. France acts french and starts serving out tea in cups and "non-saucers". Americans act american and rename freedom fries back to french fries so that they can be renamed saucer fries. Aliens get fed up and just leave because, after eating saddam and osama, they have developed a bad case of food poisoning.
LMAO most excellent
