Is this for real?

[DigDug]

Presenting, The Buttcandle, the "gentler alternative to laxatives, enemas and anti-flatuence pills." The audio is precious.

 

[drum]

I'll wait for the commentary, thanks.

 

[xanis]

Dare I ask how you found this?

 

[waggy]

uhm. ok

 

[xanis]

Oh, this is too good:

Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
Jack be at buttcandle.com

 

[SlitheryDee]

Q: My spouse has a hairy backside, will this interfere with the process?
A: It depends on just how hairy this backside is. An average amount of hair in this area presents no real problem. If you're still concerned, however, you can use a plant mister to moisten the area beforehand. If we're talking about a really hairy bottom there is some risk of folicular ignition and special caution must be exercised. Certainly use the mister first.

LMFAO

 

[xanis]

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee

Q: My spouse has a hairy backside, will this interfere with the process?
A: It depends on just how hairy this backside is. An average amount of hair in this area presents no real problem. If you're still concerned, however, you can use a plant mister to moisten the area beforehand. If we're talking about a really hairy bottom there is some risk of folicular ignition and special caution must be exercised. Certainly use the mister first.

LMFAO

Hahahahahahahahahahaha... "folicular ignition" :laugh:

 

[SlitheryDee]

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[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: Xanis
Dare I ask how you found this?

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