Is this a bed bug?

[Doggiedog]

That is as zoomed in as I can get without it being out of focus.

It's a Canon 5DMkII with an L series lens <shrugs>

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

It's a Canon 5DMkII with an L series lens <shrugs>

Which lens? I don't see any L-series lenses in your sig picture.

 

[Kirby]

it's going to crawl up your urethra as you sleep.

 

[amdhunter]

Tick. Had one on my dog a few years back. I know you aren't supposed to yank the suckers out, but I yanked the bastard as soon as I saw it.

Dog yelped for a solid 5 seconds lol

 

[fralexandr]

the main reason i think it's bostrichoidea is because the op said it was rock hard, and the head's tucked away in the picture :\ flea's and ticks are soft and squishy cause they don't have the plate-like exoskeleton

 

[SKORPI0]

it's going to crawl up your uranus as you sleep.

fixed... 😛 Good thing it's not pubic lice. D: