Is there an age requirement to buy condoms?

[NewSc2]

Originally posted by: MaxDSP
just use a sandwich bag

say hello to your new children, MaxDSP

 

[amdskip]

Originally posted by: Kelvrick
While we're on the subject, whats the difference between Trojans and Trojan Enz?! I mean, wtf? Here was my first condom buying experience:

Kelvrick walks into store
Kelvrick walks into correct isle after wandering into every other isle
Kelvrick finds appropriate section on the shelves
Kelvrick sees all the choices
Kelvrick 10 minutes later
Kelvrick picking up several boxes to make sure
Kelvrick several hours later

<== monkey dance

I think anyone would be happy a few hours later
Walmart doesn't give a rip who buys condoms, nothing comes up on the registers. Buying condoms isn't bad, it's ringing up some hot chicks buying thongs and bras that are hard to get off the hangers thats hard for me. I usually just leave the hanger on them

 

[MaxDSP]

Originally posted by: NewSc2

Originally posted by: MaxDSP
just use a sandwich bag

say hello to your new children, MaxDSP

I'll use it in combination with the "pullout" method...

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: A5
I don't know why anyone would be embarrased to buy condoms. I wish I had a reason to go buy some

If the clerk laughs or something, just say "Who's the one getting laid tonight?" That ought to shut them up pretty quickly.

The clerks won't laugh, people buy them all the time.

Many years ago, I had a part time job working in a grocery store and we stocked condoms. I don't think a day went buy when I didn't scan at least one box...

People really do buy a ton of these things, don't feel embarressed, it is very common...

Grasshopper

 

[MaxDSP]

Originally posted by: amdskip

Originally posted by: Kelvrick
While we're on the subject, whats the difference between Trojans and Trojan Enz?! I mean, wtf? Here was my first condom buying experience:

Kelvrick walks into store
Kelvrick walks into correct isle after wandering into every other isle
Kelvrick finds appropriate section on the shelves
Kelvrick sees all the choices
Kelvrick 10 minutes later
Kelvrick picking up several boxes to make sure
Kelvrick several hours later

<== monkey dance

I think anyone would be happy a few hours later
Walmart doesn't give a rip who buys condoms, nothing comes up on the registers. Buying condoms isn't bad, it's ringing up some hot chicks buying thongs and bras that are hard to get off the hangers thats hard for me. I usually just leave the hanger on them

LOL...


I can imagine the look on your face while you fumble the thongs around

 

[Kelvrick]

I still know not what the difference the ENZ makes...

<== monkey dance

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: X-Man
I was semi-embarassed one time because I bought an economy sized box with like, hell, I dunno, 90 of 'em.

"Yes . . . I am going to be using all of them!"

Why would you be embarassed? Bulk condoms are the way to go, they cost too damm much by the box.

After all, these *are* single use items, not like you can recycle!

http://www.condoms-buy.com/advice.htm

I bought two cases from these guys, two different kinds, just for some varity. One case is still unopened, the other is about 1/4 empty. Of course I've been dating Thumper for 7 months now, you do the math!

Grasshopper

 

[hzl eyed grl]

Why would you be embarassed? Bulk condoms are the way to go, they cost too damm much by the box.

He was giggling like a school boy the whole time he was going to buy them.





heehee

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: hzl_eyed_grl

Why would you be embarassed? Bulk condoms are the way to go, they cost too damm much by the box.

He was giggling like a school boy the whole time he was going to buy them.

heehee

What, over 90 condoms? Sheesh...

Grasshopper

 

[melly]

Originally posted by: csyberblue

My friend is really nervous about buying some condoms, so I'm going to do it for him. I'm 17, and never bought any before. I'm just wondering if I'll get carded or something.

your "friend"

 

[Deeko]

lol I was a little nervous the first time buying them. The clerk was funny, she was like "have a good night", which she probably said to every customer, but the tone of voice she used made me chuckle...I was like "oh I will".

Depo is your friend

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

They won't card you, but the store manager will probably want to measure you to make sure you are getting a good fit. Since you are buying them for your friend, it may get a bit complicated unless you are about the same size. You better check before you go.

 

[ViRGE]

Originally posted by: Kelvrick
I still know not what the difference the ENZ makes...

<== monkey dance

I believe those are Trojan's line that have a small "resivoir tip." It catches all the semen so that the condom doesn't "burst" like a truely round one would.

 

[Lithium381]

Originally posted by: caramel

Originally posted by: csyberblue

My friend is really nervous about buying some condoms, so I'm going to do it for him. I'm 17, and never bought any before. I'm just wondering if I'll get carded or something.

your "friend"

hah, like we wouldn't know! buahahaha, let us know how it goes

 

[bolido2000]

I think it is important to keep in mind that if your sole worry is not to have a mini-me running around buy condoms with spermicide.
On the other hand, if you are worried about the STDs the bitch has then get one without spermicide. Apparently Nonoxinol-9 (sp?) weakens latex and there is a greater chance of getting STD.

 

[aphex]

Last time i went in to pick up some pecker wrappers, i made a HUGE scene. I was yelling out 'CAN I SEE THAT ONE OVER THERE!!! WITH THE *AHEM* EJACULATORY CONTAINMENT TIP PLEASE!!!"

 

[KEV1N]

Age requirement: no. Length requirement: yes

 

[Omegachi]

does he want you to put it on for him too?

 

[datalink7]

Originally posted by: grasshopper26

Originally posted by: X-Man
I was semi-embarassed one time because I bought an economy sized box with like, hell, I dunno, 90 of 'em.

"Yes . . . I am going to be using all of them!"

Why would you be embarassed? Bulk condoms are the way to go, they cost too damm much by the box.

After all, these *are* single use items, not like you can recycle!

http://www.condoms-buy.com/advice.htm

I bought two cases from these guys, two different kinds, just for some varity. One case is still unopened, the other is about 1/4 empty. Of course I've been dating Thumper for 7 months now, you do the math!

Grasshopper

Hmm... for some reason I doubt you were doing it more than once a day for 7 months straight.

 

[TNTrulez]

Originally posted by: datalink7

Originally posted by: grasshopper26

Originally posted by: X-Man
I was semi-embarassed one time because I bought an economy sized box with like, hell, I dunno, 90 of 'em.

"Yes . . . I am going to be using all of them!"

Why would you be embarassed? Bulk condoms are the way to go, they cost too damm much by the box.

After all, these *are* single use items, not like you can recycle!

http://www.condoms-buy.com/advice.htm

I bought two cases from these guys, two different kinds, just for some varity. One case is still unopened, the other is about 1/4 empty. Of course I've been dating Thumper for 7 months now, you do the math!

Grasshopper

Hmm... for some reason I doubt you were doing it more than once a day for 7 months straight.

Bwahahah PWN3D.

 

[Doodoo]

I hate buying em....whenever i get em the cashier always either has a funny look on her face or they always say something like "Have fun tonite," then i always get looks from everyone in line. Last time i was at walmart....the condoms set off the alarm and they had to check my bag...the old lady pulled the out the box of condoms and just started laughing. So when i buy em i just buy in bulk. Actually now i only use em for booty calls....always try to get a gf on the pill.

 

[StageLeft]

If your tiny-dicked friend is too much of a freaking panzy to buy his own condoms he has no place sticking his willy in somebody else. Christ above.

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[Viper GTS]

The internet is wonderful, you can buy anything without having to worry about smart-ass clerks.

Plus they're damn cheap when you buy them in large quantities.

Viper GTS

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
If your tiny-dicked friend is too much of a freaking panzy to buy his own condoms he has no place sticking his willy in somebody else. Christ above.

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Go Skoorb! Now blast your new horn at him to really make your point.

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: datalink7

Hmm... for some reason I doubt you were doing it more than once a day for 7 months straight.

I've used up about 250 of them... [err, looks in box again, maybe 200 of them]

You use them up in a hurry when you both call in sick and stay in bed all day.

Grasshopper