Are you an idiot?  Pseudo code is easy.
You just say what you need it to do. 
For instance:
initialize height variable;
initialize width variable;
initialize area variable;
//start of math
Prompt for width;
input width;
Prompt for length;
input height;
area = length times height;
display area;
prompt for another calculation;
if yes goto start of math
if no end;
Just say what you need it to do... if it's more complex you might say like "run check for data subroutine" and have a seperate page of psuedo code for that sub routine...
This is easy stuff.  Imagine you are talking to someone that is having trouble with their java code over the phone... you wouldn't speak in code because they'd get confused, but you'd ask if they did things like intialize variables and create loops... 
You put it in with some syntax, like put parenthesis and brackets where you will probably need them in the code, but it's language that a moron could understand whether they know java or not.