So yesterday my gf's 17 year old cousin called. She just got back from a three week European trip (something to do with school). Anywho she informed my girlfriend that on the trip she lost her virginity to a 35 year old Italian bus driver (apparently this guy was the bus driver for their tours).
My girlfriend was aghast (partly because before she left for the trip I told her to do something stupid in Europe. I didn't think she'd take it to heart), I thought it was really cool. To me, if I were 17, losing my virginity on some exotic trip to some older female would just be the cat's pajamas. It sure would beat the hell out of my experience of losing it after prom in my mom's basement after two 40s of Old English 800. What do you guys think?
Update 8/1/05
Yesterday it was my girlfriend's grandmother's birthday so there was a big family get together. So my gf and I are giving her cousin a hard time about her busdriver boning. So she tells us that she has a picture of him and after a lot of coercion she finally digs it out to show us. If I were a teenage girl, this is not the Italian bus driver I would choose to lose my virginity to. She is taller than he is and in the picture he looks smashed! Neither of us were impressed.
So later on in the evening my gf and I were talking with her dad and he mentioned something to the effect of "I have more insight into the trip than I really care to" and the two of us kind of looked at each other with a bit of the uh oh look. It turns out that all of the kids that went on this trip were required to keep a journal, and my gf's cousin being not that bright made the mistake of keeping detailed entries of all of the sexual escapades of all of her teenage friends on the trip. He was telling us how he read about guys cvmming in girls, three MFFF oral sex, and it went on and on apparently. He found this out because unfortunately she forgot it in the backseat of the family car where he found it and read it. I don't think he knows specifically about her deflowering, but he was standing right there when she was showing us the pic of the bus driver and he made some mention of the bus driver so I know that he's been brought up before so I'm pretty sure he has a pretty good idea.
After all this the only question that I can come up with is: where were all the MFFF b10w jobs when I was a teenager?!?
My girlfriend was aghast (partly because before she left for the trip I told her to do something stupid in Europe. I didn't think she'd take it to heart), I thought it was really cool. To me, if I were 17, losing my virginity on some exotic trip to some older female would just be the cat's pajamas. It sure would beat the hell out of my experience of losing it after prom in my mom's basement after two 40s of Old English 800. What do you guys think?
Update 8/1/05
Yesterday it was my girlfriend's grandmother's birthday so there was a big family get together. So my gf and I are giving her cousin a hard time about her busdriver boning. So she tells us that she has a picture of him and after a lot of coercion she finally digs it out to show us. If I were a teenage girl, this is not the Italian bus driver I would choose to lose my virginity to. She is taller than he is and in the picture he looks smashed! Neither of us were impressed.
So later on in the evening my gf and I were talking with her dad and he mentioned something to the effect of "I have more insight into the trip than I really care to" and the two of us kind of looked at each other with a bit of the uh oh look. It turns out that all of the kids that went on this trip were required to keep a journal, and my gf's cousin being not that bright made the mistake of keeping detailed entries of all of the sexual escapades of all of her teenage friends on the trip. He was telling us how he read about guys cvmming in girls, three MFFF oral sex, and it went on and on apparently. He found this out because unfortunately she forgot it in the backseat of the family car where he found it and read it. I don't think he knows specifically about her deflowering, but he was standing right there when she was showing us the pic of the bus driver and he made some mention of the bus driver so I know that he's been brought up before so I'm pretty sure he has a pretty good idea.
After all this the only question that I can come up with is: where were all the MFFF b10w jobs when I was a teenager?!?
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