Is the term 'Computer' out of date?

[Analog]

Webster:

Pronunciation: k&m-'pyü-t&r
Function: noun
Usage: often attributive
: one that computes; specifically : a programmable electronic device that can store, retrieve, and process data



Seems rather archaic for our modern desktops and laptops.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

kind of like that archaic term "horseless carriage"...

 

[Analog]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
kind of like that archaic term "horseless carriage"...

right on.

 

[JoeKing]

I thought the term was 'puter now?

 

[meltdown75]

What would you rename it as?

Sheila.

 

[dethman]

i thought all the stupid kids here called them 'rigs'.

 

[Saint Nick]

i call mine a PC

 

[Amplifier]

A personal computer? Old man.

 

[PingSpike]

spyware holders

 

[HamburgerBoy]

How about best invention evar?

 

[eLiu]

Originally posted by: yellowfiero
Webster:

Pronunciation: k&m-'pyü-t&r
Function: noun
Usage: often attributive
: one that computes; specifically : a programmable electronic device that can store, retrieve, and process data



Seems rather archaic for our modern desktops and laptops.

store, retrieve, and process data

so what else does your computer do? eat? pee?

 

[SVT Cobra]

PTD's ?

p0rn transducer devices


or how about

BTSTWTW's

better than spedning time with the wife


😉

 

[YetioDoom]

Sooper Komputor!

 

[scorpmatt]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

What would you rename it as?

Sheila.

My next computer is going to be named and called Veera

 

[Rudee]

Digital Porn dispenser.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: scorpmatt

Originally posted by: meltdown75

What would you rename it as?

Sheila.

My next computer is going to be named and called Veera

Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?

 

[NathanBWF]

pRoN Box.

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: eLiu

Originally posted by: yellowfiero
Webster:

Pronunciation: k&m-'pyü-t&r
Function: noun
Usage: often attributive
: one that computes; specifically : a programmable electronic device that can store, retrieve, and process data



Seems rather archaic for our modern desktops and laptops.

store, retrieve, and process data

so what else does your computer do? eat? pee?

they've attached fleshlights to them

 

[Analog]

Originally posted by: eLiu

Originally posted by: yellowfiero
Webster:

Pronunciation: k&m-'pyü-t&r
Function: noun
Usage: often attributive
: one that computes; specifically : a programmable electronic device that can store, retrieve, and process data



Seems rather archaic for our modern desktops and laptops.

store, retrieve, and process data

so what else does your computer do? eat? pee?

My junk calculator can do all that.

 

[scorpmatt]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: scorpmatt

Originally posted by: meltdown75

What would you rename it as?

Sheila.

My next computer is going to be named and called Veera

Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?

nope.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

saxbot

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: scorpmatt

Originally posted by: meltdown75

What would you rename it as?

Sheila.

My next computer is going to be named and called Veera

Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?

Remember how she said we would meet again, some sunny day?

 

[Wag]

Electro-bitch.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: scorpmatt

Originally posted by: meltdown75

What would you rename it as?

Sheila.

My next computer is going to be named and called Veera

Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?

Remember how she said we would meet again, some sunny day?

VERA!! VERA!! What has become of you?! 🙂 shameless threadjacking! 😉

 

[TechBoyJK]

More Tea Sir?