Linux guys like to type and pretend they're on the bridge of the Enterprise.
Captain Penguin: Shields! Shields! Where are my shields?
Lt. Penguin: That last hit caused the shield module to crash the kernel, Sir, I can't raise them - I'll have to warm boot the system. I am bringing the secondary system online but I'll have to compile a launcher first so I can access the shield module! Damn! Does anyone know the syntax for ifsheildconfig? The manpages on the backup system haven't been installed!
Lt Commander Penguin: Look in /etc/system/majorsystem/primary/command/subcommand/matrix/algorithms/commandset/shields/subsystems/shields/moreshields/help...
Lt. Penguin: I don't have that file and FTP is disabled, I don't have permission!
Lt Commander Penguin: I'm creating an NFS export now. Get your mount ready and I'll have the path for you shortly.
*Ship is hit and destroyed trying to bring the shields up*
**** Meanwhile on the enemy ship *****
General Gates: Another one bites the dust.
Lt. Window: This one click fire control system is really nice.
Ensign Double Click: Yeah, I especially like being able to acquire the target, charge plasma cannons, set a firing solution and fire with just two clicks and no typing!