Is the mextrosexual movement dead?

[lozina]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: lozina
There's taking care of one's appearance... then there's having more skin creams, moisturizers, conditioners, floral essence shampoos, perfumes/colognes and lip gloss than your girlfriend.

As opposed to what? Some guy who when has a take a p!ss, just whips it out and goes in the wheel well of his truck?

Do you squat when you pee?

 

[buzzsaw13]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: Kilgor
How would you know what a man is? From most of your posts I'm not even sure you're Human.

I am a man, a mountain of manliness. True manliness. Intellect. Dashing good looks. An international playboy. A businessman.

Not some ditch digging motorcycle riding loser.

You shouldn't talk about manliness when you should be worried about Joe Pesci breaking into your house.

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: lozina
Do you squat when you pee?

I take 4 showers a day, so I only need to pee in the shower. So I rarely go in the toliet.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: lozina
Do you squat when you pee?

I take 4 showers a day, so I only need to pee in the shower. So I rarely go in the toliet.

no cage match necessary

 

[Kilgor]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: Kilgor
How would you know what a man is? From most of your posts I'm not even sure you're Human.

I am a man, a mountain of manliness. True manliness. Intellect. Dashing good looks. An international playboy. A businessman.

Not some ditch digging motorcycle riding loser.

JLGatsby ??

 

[buzzsaw13]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: lozina
Do you squat when you pee?

I take 4 showers a day, so I only need to pee in the shower. So I rarely go in the toliet.

Holy crap, why would you ever need to take 4 showers a day?

 

[lozina]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: lozina
Do you squat when you pee?

I take 4 showers a day, so I only need to pee in the shower. So I rarely go in the toliet.

Are you serious?! Do you perspire profusely?

 

[lozina]

Originally posted by: Kilgor

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: Kilgor
How would you know what a man is? From most of your posts I'm not even sure you're Human.

I am a man, a mountain of manliness. True manliness. Intellect. Dashing good looks. An international playboy. A businessman.

Not some ditch digging motorcycle riding loser.

JLGatsby ??

or maybe him

 

[Strifer]

Originally posted by: Ryan
I wish they would leave - and take their popped collars back with them.

Eff the popped collars--it's the most irritating part of college.

But popped collars are part of a movement called "brotasticism," not metrosexuality.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: Strifer

Originally posted by: Ryan
I wish they would leave - and take their popped collars back with them.

Eff the popped collars--it's the most irritating part of college.

But popped collars are part of a movement called "brotasticism," not metrosexuality.

Actually thats tacky-ism, and anyone who was over 10 in the 1980s saw it live in person in 1985.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
taking care of one's appearance should never include shaving their armpits, wearing more hair products than their female dates and taking more than 1/2 hour to get ready.

I think you're jealous of the metros.

Do youself a favor... don't piss me off.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: lozina
Do you squat when you pee?

I take 4 showers a day, so I only need to pee in the shower. So I rarely go in the toliet.

no cage match necessary

No kiddng. Going in the shower adds the wonderful smell of piss and unneccessary bacteria! Ewww!

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: lozina
Are you serious?! Do you perspire profusely?

If my skin doesn't feel perfectly dry and clean I go nuts. I can't stand to be the least bit moist.

I never sweat though.

 

[Feldenak]

Well, sometimes I feel a little "metro". Changing the way I shave, it now takes me about 20 minutes for a good shave (3 passes).

I switched from a Mach 3 & canned goop to a DE razor and high quality creams.

 

[AndrewR]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: lozina
There's taking care of one's appearance... then there's having more skin creams, moisturizers, conditioners, floral essence shampoos, perfumes/colognes and lip gloss than your girlfriend.

As opposed to what? Some guy who when has a take a p!ss, just whips it out and goes in the wheel well of his truck?

So pissing on your feet in the shower is better than pissing on a truck tire?

Real men use the toilet. I believe that's called "civilized". You know, urine is sterile so you might try pissing on any paper cuts or abrasions you have to clean them out while you're at it.

Oh, this just occurred to me, since Ricky Martin is probably a hero of yours -- are you pissing ON anyone in the shower or vice versa? Maybe that's a source of our misunderstanding.

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: lozina
Do you squat when you pee?

I take 4 showers a day, so I only need to pee in the shower. So I rarely go in the toliet.

Obsess much?

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Feldenak
Well, sometimes I feel a little "metro". Changing the way I shave, it now takes me about 20 minutes for a good shave (3 passes).

I switched from a Mach 3 & canned goop to a DE razor and high quality creams.

Thats a good change though. Not metro at all. More like "real man."

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: Feldenak
Well, sometimes I feel a little "metro". Changing the way I shave, it now takes me about 20 minutes for a good shave (3 passes).

I switched from a Mach 3 & canned goop to a DE razor and high quality creams.

Thats a good change though. Not metro at all. More like "real man."

It's like going from eating Hot Dogs to STEAK!

 

[Vic]

A real "real man" looks good even with a 3-day beard and a t-shirt.

 

[Kadarin]

I do not own, and will never own, a loofah. Or a pink shirt.

 

[EvilYoda]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
I do not own, and will never own, a loofah. Or a pink shirt.

It's SALMON!

(ala Ross from Friends)

 

[Shadowknight]

The metrosexual movement is being replaced by the crab people movement. Wearing a crab suit, antenna, and crab hands FTW.

 

[Raduque]

Originally posted by: Shadowknight
The metrosexual movement is being replaced by the crab people movement. Wearing a crab suit, antenna, and crab hands FTW.

Now that's a movement I can get behind!

 

[Proletariat]

Originally posted by: Kilgor

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: Kilgor
How would you know what a man is? From most of your posts I'm not even sure you're Human.

I am a man, a mountain of manliness. True manliness. Intellect. Dashing good looks. An international playboy. A businessman.

Not some ditch digging motorcycle riding loser.

JLGatsby ??

Thats a compliment.

 

[Lonyo]

Originally posted by: lozina

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
guys are supposed to be guys. not girls with penises.

A "guy" is not a domestic beer swinging hillbilly in Wrangler jeans and a t-shirt. That's just a low life.

Real men take care of their appearance and enjoy intellectual pursuits.

There's taking care of one's appearance... then there's having more skin creams, moisturizers, conditioners, floral essence shampoos, perfumes/colognes and lip gloss than your girlfriend.

Some people need moisturiser because they have really dry skin
But on the other counts, yeah.