Is the candiru the most fearsome creature on the planet?

[Random Variable]

Yeah, it's only two inches in length, but what other creature can swin up your urethra, lodge itself in your urinary tract, and feed on the tissue inside of your penis? :Q

 

[iamtrout]

Originally posted by: Random Variable
Yeah, it's only two inches in length, but what other creature can swin up your urethra, lodge itself in your urinary tract, and feed on the tissue inside of your penis? :Q

Chuck Norris.

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: Random Variable
Yeah, it's only two inches in length, but what other creature can swin up your urethra, lodge itself in your urinary tract, and feed on the tissue inside of your penis? :Q

pics?

 

[freakflag]

This just further emphasizes the fact that you really should be more discriminating when choosing a place to stick your penis.

 

[Shaftatplanetquake]

Originally posted by: iamtrout

Originally posted by: Random Variable
Yeah, it's only two inches in length, but what other creature can swin up your urethra, lodge itself in your urinary tract, and feed on the tissue inside of your penis? :Q

Chuck Norris.

Good answer.

 

[Cattlegod]

Originally posted by: iamtrout

Originally posted by: Random Variable
Yeah, it's only two inches in length, but what other creature can swin up your urethra, lodge itself in your urinary tract, and feed on the tissue inside of your penis? :Q

Chuck Norris.

haha

 

[her209]

Lorena Bobbitt. She'll cut the damn thing off and throw it out onto the side of a highway.

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: freakflag
This just further emphasizes the fact that you really should be more discriminating when choosing a place to stick your penis.

Yea, right. I think we should start teaching our kids how to kill these things rather than telling them to stop. It's gonna happen anyway, might as well just teach them how to cope.

 

[freakflag]

Originally posted by: XZeroII

Originally posted by: freakflag
This just further emphasizes the fact that you really should be more discriminating when choosing a place to stick your penis.

Yea, right. I think we should start teaching our kids how to kill these things rather than telling them to stop. It's gonna happen anyway, might as well just teach them how to cope.

You do realize we're talking about a fish here, right?

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: freakflag

Originally posted by: XZeroII

Originally posted by: freakflag
This just further emphasizes the fact that you really should be more discriminating when choosing a place to stick your penis.

Yea, right. I think we should start teaching our kids how to kill these things rather than telling them to stop. It's gonna happen anyway, might as well just teach them how to cope.

You do realize we're talking about a fish here, right?

Sure. Whatever your thing is. We're not here to pass judgement.

 

[judasmachine]

Ebola

 

[SilentZero]

Originally posted by: iamtrout

Originally posted by: Random Variable
Yeah, it's only two inches in length, but what other creature can swin up your urethra, lodge itself in your urinary tract, and feed on the tissue inside of your penis? :Q

Chuck Norris.

WINNAR!

 

[Captante]

Originally posted by: freakflag

Originally posted by: XZeroII

Originally posted by: freakflag
This just further emphasizes the fact that you really should be more discriminating when choosing a place to stick your penis.

Yea, right. I think we should start teaching our kids how to kill these things rather than telling them to stop. It's gonna happen anyway, might as well just teach them how to cope.

You do realize we're talking about a fish here, right?

Just don't pee while swimming in the Amazon & you'll be fine! 😛

 

[ShadowBlade]

Originally posted by: freakflag
This just further emphasizes the fact that you really should be more discriminating when choosing a place to stick your penis.

 

[Xyo II]

I think the Liger is the most fearsome.