Back up. I was getting an error for a while.
Some good quotes in there.
"If you like I could take some pics of myself in a bikini and post them for you all and if you want we can have a contest to see who wins the "go out on a date with LordJezo" and if you buy me drinks I could make for a very interesting date as the night goes on." - LordJezo
"Maybe it'll become a whole new trend... remember how they used to use F's in place of S's in the middle ages? And ppl said "ken" instead of "know?" Just think... presidential address, 2104: "Gppd Morning mye fellpw 4mericans. 4t 0900 tpday, we pwn3d Sydney." I'm just assuming we'll go to war with Australia. Seems inevitable, right? Platypi give me the willies." - hjo3