Is Superman a virgin?

[Aikouka]

At least from what I've seen in Smallville (so far), he has sex with Lana once when his powers were gone. So, in that universe, he isn't a virgin.

 

[Kadarin]

Didn't he have a kid in the movie Superman Returns?

 

[Newbian]

Didn't he have a kid in the movie Superman Returns?

That movie never happened so no...

 

[SKORPI0]

 

[corwin]

The answer is that it would take someone of Wonder Woman calibre to hold his sperm. This is the basis of Project A-ko, the daughter of Superman and Wonder Woman.

I forgot about Project A-ko, damn I loved that movie:wub:

 

[T_Yamamoto]

well he is from Kansas so its ok!


edit: and actually when he first introduced supergirl didn't clark "date" her? even though she was underage (like 15) and his cousin?

Who knows.

 

[Juddog]

I forgot about Project A-ko, damn I loved that movie:wub:

Yeah it was a classic.

Spoiler

At the end of the film it is revealed in a brief cameo appearance that the reason for A-ko's magical powers is not that she is the missing alien princess (who turns out to be C-ko), but that her parents are Superman and Wonder Woman.

 

[Newbian]

And now you know why they introduced krypto.

 

[Paratus]

yeah the DC universe say Wonder Women is the only women able to withstand his love...

I believe the Invisible Man can as well:

So Superman is flying around all pissed because Lois has blown him off for the fifth time this week. Saying how he's never there for her so she won't be there for him.

"I'm Superman I don't have to put up with this crap!", he thinks to himself.

"Any chick would love to get it on with me". He mutters to himself while flying aimlessly around.

He finally starts looking around
"Ah crap. I'm all they way over in Gotham. Well maybe I should see Batman. Bruce always has hot chicks around."

He heads on over to Wayne's Penthouse where he sees Bruce getting out of a helicopter with two attractive ladies.

"Hey Superman what's up!"
"Hey Bruce, nothing much" and then he tells Bruce how he's looking for a little sumtin sumtin. While one of the girls is eying him.

"Hey man you know I'd love to party but I've got this Joker problem and I'm doing a fundraiser right now for the new DA. So maybe later."

"No problem. Need any help?"

"No I got it"

"Ok, Later."

Superman spends the rest of the night flying around getting pissed about how Lois is probably banging Jimmy Olsen"

He finally decides to head home via New York when he bears someone calling is name

"Just Great"

"Hey Superman what are you up to", says Spiderman.

"Nothing much Spidey. When did you get the black duds?"

"Just got em. *Mary Jane doesn't like em. You know she tells me to 'go get em tiger' but then whines when I'm not there or doesn't like my outfit. I'm Spiderman I dont have to put up with that! You know?"

"Ya, I do." says Superman finally warming up to Spidey.
"So what are you doing later?"

"Oh I promised MJ that we would watch the Oxygen network together."

"What a pussy" Superman said under his breath.
"What was that?"

"Oh a there's a pussy cat stuck in a tree over there." he stammered.

"Where I don't see him?"

"Right there. X ray vision you know. You should probably go save it. Later"

So Superman flies off and just as he's decided to head straight for home to try and find Lois. He sees something which stops him in his tracks - mid flight.

Wonder Woman is on top of building laying naked, spread eagle on a lounge chair. Apparently tanning her self in the afternoon sun.

Daaaymn! Thinks Superman all thoughts of Lois gone.

You know with my Super Speed(TM) I can be in and out I there before she even sees me!

So before you can say Wham Bam, (Thank You Ma'am!). Superman is in and out and gone.

Wonder Woman bolts right up and says, "What the hell was that!"

To which the Invisible Man says as he rolls off of her," I don't know! But my ass is burning!"

 

[corwin]

O

Yeah it was a classic.

Spoiler

At the end of the film it is revealed in a brief cameo appearance that the reason for A-ko's magical powers is not that she is the missing alien princess (who turns out to be C-mko), but that her parents are Superman and Wonder Woman.

You know as many times as I watched that, many, many times, I caught the dad part but never picked up on mom...I was pretty damn high all the time back then though

 

[Kadarin]

That movie never happened so no...

Got it, it's not canon.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

i can't believe i have actually read all of this