Is sperm alive?

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: BobDaMenkey
Since when did single celled organisms feel love?

with every grunt. :sun:

 

[Special K]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
:music:

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!

NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!

:music:

lol, that scene was hilarious

 

[Unmoosical]

Where's the "Yes, but I still flush them anyways. Little b*stards." option?

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: kmrivers
I know they swim, but are they merely pawns in the reproductive process with no feelings of pain or love?

of course they are alive.

 

[skywhr]

Originally posted by: kmrivers
I know they swim, but are they merely pawns in the reproductive process with no feelings of pain or love?

Yes but they have aspirations

 

[TheRyuu]

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
They're living just like every other cell in your body is "alive". Alive doesn't mean sentient/conscious/etc.

:thumbsup:

 

[The Pentium Guy]

Originally posted by: loup garou

Originally posted by: KLin
Where do you people come from?

Stupidville, it's right down the river from New bumfuck.

fixed

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: neutralizer
Depends on your definition of alive, but independent of the body, I'd say no because they have no way of replicating themselves.

Neither does a virus. Is a virus not alive?

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: neutralizer
Depends on your definition of alive, but independent of the body, I'd say no because they have no way of replicating themselves.

Neither does a virus. Is a virus not alive?

nope. the common consensus is that virii are not alive

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: KLin
Where do you people come from?

The GWB Academy of Creationism and Stupidity.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: KLin
Where do you people come from?

The GWB Academy of Creationism and Stupidity.

sadly this form of stupidity has been around far longer then GWB.