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Is Sarah Jessica Parker attractive??

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Originally posted by: meltdown75
Originally posted by: moshquerade
she's an illusion, one of those people who you look at one time and thing they look pretty good and then next time you look you see ugly.
time is an illusion. lunchtime doubly so.

- Ford Prefect

thanks nf

You're welcome 😎
 
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: MrMatt
COMPLETELY FALSE. My gf and probably the gf's of half the members here are MUCH hotter. I walk by 10 women in the office where I work that are hotter. I see probably 50 women on any given day that are much better looking.

OBVIOUSLY, this can only be proven by you with pics of your g/f.

Pics or die, tool.

I would rather hit (just about) any of the girls in this thread than horseface girl. I am sure when most of us reach your age, we might understand what you are talking about, until then, your numbers are off.
 
Originally posted by: apac
yes, I'd hit it. She gets docked a couple points for the facial features, but that body is a 10 (or was, in her prime).

Unless I am mistaken, the OP is talking about the present, not the past. If its the past, I will change my answer.
 
I used to dismiss her a pinhead twerp until I heard her in an extensive radio interview. She is actually quite bright, knowledgeable, well-educated and well-spoken.

Smart is sexy. Personality counts.

I well understand the underlying genesis of this controversy, though. Because of her unusually elongated face, the camera is often unkind to her, and so there are all too many times when I see her that my immediate impression is a brief, involuntary shudder.

And there are many other times when she looks dead-nuts smoking hot!

My strong surmise is that, IRL, there's scarcely a man here who would kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

Oh, and PAGING MrMatt!

OT desires immediate pics of your "hotter than SJP" g/f.


Pics or die, son, pics or die.
 
Originally posted by: Perknose
I used to dismiss her a pinhead twerp until I heard her in an extensive radio interview. She is actually quite bright, knowledgeable, well-educated and well-spoken.

Smart is sexy. Personality counts.

I well understand the underlying genesis of this controversy, though. Because of her unusually elongated face, the camera is often unkind to her, and so there are all too many times when I see her that my immediate impression is a brief, involuntary shudder.

And there are many other times when she looks dead-nuts smoking hot!

My strong surmise is that, IRL, there's scarcely a man here who would kick her out of bed for eating oats and hay.

Oh, and PAGING MrMatt!

OT desires immediate pics of your "hotter than SJP" g/f.


Pics or die, son, pics or die.

I can agree with part of your argument.
 
Originally posted by: MrMatt
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
She looks better than 99% of the women the guys who post here could get.

More like 99.99%.

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
The correct answer is: sometimes.

KT

Keeping in mind the absolute truth stated by Jules, then, yes, KT is correct . . . at least by the unreal "scarfing down boneless wings with bbq sauce smeared on the keyboard while harshly judging the absolute beauty of wimmenz who would make us go weak in the knees should they ever deign to look our way IRL" standards of the manly men, and even manlier women (do something about that mustache, please, babe) of OT.

True, she does have an oddly elongated face, but IRL you'd get hard, stay hard, and throw your sauce-smeared keyboard at anyone who dared disparage her.

COMPLETELY FALSE. My gf and probably the gf's of half the members here are MUCH hotter. I walk by 10 women in the office where I work that are hotter. I see probably 50 women on any given day that are much better looking.

Yeah right. :roll:

Prove it.
 
Originally posted by: buck
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: MrMatt
COMPLETELY FALSE. My gf and probably the gf's of half the members here are MUCH hotter. I walk by 10 women in the office where I work that are hotter. I see probably 50 women on any given day that are much better looking.

OBVIOUSLY, this can only be proven by you with pics of your g/f.

Pics or die, tool.

I would rather hit (just about) any of the girls in this thread than horseface girl. I am sure when most of us reach your age, we might understand what you are talking about, until then, your numbers are off.

Especially this one right?
 
Originally posted by: buck
I would rather hit (just about) any of the girls in this thread than horseface girl. I am sure when most of us reach your age, we might understand what you are talking about, until then, your numbers are off.

Well, this is the intarweb, where we are all massively manly men, but IRL, over the years, I've had the exquisite good luck to have slept with more than one woman who was at least as good looking as any of them -- emphasis on at least, and I dare say that my late wife Jessie could have won a few votes in any such poll.

My point would be that, IRL, you would be majorly swayed by SJP's high levels of hotness.

However, taste can't be logically argued.

De gustibus non est disputandum, chacun a son gout, or, even more to the point, in Bavarian dialect, "alles wurst" meaning, "who cares, it's all sausage anyway." 😉


 
Originally posted by: Punter
She was hot in Flight of the Navigator. That was in 1986 though.

That was my first thought.

She was pretty hot in Hocus Pocus also (although he makeup was caked on.

As others have said, though, she did not age well.
 
A long time ago, on these very same forums, someone once said :

"I would kick that horsehead into the flames"

and I've never forgotten it since, because I would.
 
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: buck
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: MrMatt
COMPLETELY FALSE. My gf and probably the gf's of half the members here are MUCH hotter. I walk by 10 women in the office where I work that are hotter. I see probably 50 women on any given day that are much better looking.

OBVIOUSLY, this can only be proven by you with pics of your g/f.

Pics or die, tool.

I would rather hit (just about) any of the girls in this thread than horseface girl. I am sure when most of us reach your age, we might understand what you are talking about, until then, your numbers are off.

Especially this one right?

Horse vs sheep..... Apples and oranges.....
 
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: buck
I would rather hit (just about) any of the girls in this thread than horseface girl. I am sure when most of us reach your age, we might understand what you are talking about, until then, your numbers are off.

Well, this is the intarweb, where we are all massively manly men, but IRL, over the years, I've had the exquisite good luck to have slept with more than one woman who was at least as good looking as any of them -- emphasis on at least, and I dare say that my late wife Jessie could have won a few votes in any such poll.

My point would be that, IRL, you would be majorly swayed by SJP's high levels of hotness.

However, taste can't be logically argued.

De gustibus non est disputandum, chacun a son gout, or, even more to the point, in Bavarian dialect, "alles wurst" meaning, "who cares, it's all sausage anyway." 😉

I saw her in a passing in NYC a little ways back and I would pass, I would bet good money most of the women you have been with looked better than she did. That said, I am leaving out her personality, I am also judging on her current looks, not her past.
 
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: MrMatt
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
She looks better than 99% of the women the guys who post here could get.

More like 99.99%.

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
The correct answer is: sometimes.

KT

Keeping in mind the absolute truth stated by Jules, then, yes, KT is correct . . . at least by the unreal "scarfing down boneless wings with bbq sauce smeared on the keyboard while harshly judging the absolute beauty of wimmenz who would make us go weak in the knees should they ever deign to look our way IRL" standards of the manly men, and even manlier women (do something about that mustache, please, babe) of OT.

True, she does have an oddly elongated face, but IRL you'd get hard, stay hard, and throw your sauce-smeared keyboard at anyone who dared disparage her.

COMPLETELY FALSE. My gf and probably the gf's of half the members here are MUCH hotter. I walk by 10 women in the office where I work that are hotter. I see probably 50 women on any given day that are much better looking.

Yeah right. :roll:

Prove it.


Let me counter this (I'm at work right now so no pics): Are you saying your wife is less attractive than her? I read the 'post a pic of your SO' thread, and honestly 85% of the girls in that thread are MUCH more attractive than SJP. Much more. The fact that you think it's odd or unbelievable that I would have a gf (or that anyone in that thread) would have a gf more attractive than SJP speaks more to your hideously low standards than to the attractiveness of any of our SO's.
 
Originally posted by: MrMatt
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: MrMatt
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
She looks better than 99% of the women the guys who post here could get.

More like 99.99%.

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
The correct answer is: sometimes.

KT

Keeping in mind the absolute truth stated by Jules, then, yes, KT is correct . . . at least by the unreal "scarfing down boneless wings with bbq sauce smeared on the keyboard while harshly judging the absolute beauty of wimmenz who would make us go weak in the knees should they ever deign to look our way IRL" standards of the manly men, and even manlier women (do something about that mustache, please, babe) of OT.

True, she does have an oddly elongated face, but IRL you'd get hard, stay hard, and throw your sauce-smeared keyboard at anyone who dared disparage her.

COMPLETELY FALSE. My gf and probably the gf's of half the members here are MUCH hotter. I walk by 10 women in the office where I work that are hotter. I see probably 50 women on any given day that are much better looking.

Yeah right. :roll:

Prove it.


Let me counter this (I'm at work right now so no pics): Are you saying your wife is less attractive than her? I read the 'post a pic of your SO' thread, and honestly 85% of the girls in that thread are MUCH more attractive than SJP. Much more. The fact that you think it's odd or unbelievable that I would have a gf (or that anyone in that thread) would have a gf more attractive than SJP speaks more to your hideously low standards than to the attractiveness of any of our SO's.

Shut up and post a pic already, Leroy.

Ahh, didn't go to the link but assumed it was OT's Sexiest poll that was being referred to, must now go look at this other thread for investigative purposes . . . yeah, that's it . . . investigative purposes. 😉

Honestly this is all much ado about nothing, but then that pretty much defines OT, no?

In all seriousness, I hope you do post a pic of your majorly hot g/f. :thumbsup:
 
Originally posted by: buck
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: buck
I would rather hit (just about) any of the girls in this thread than horseface girl. I am sure when most of us reach your age, we might understand what you are talking about, until then, your numbers are off.

Well, this is the intarweb, where we are all massively manly men, but IRL, over the years, I've had the exquisite good luck to have slept with more than one woman who was at least as good looking as any of them -- emphasis on at least, and I dare say that my late wife Jessie could have won a few votes in any such poll.

My point would be that, IRL, you would be majorly swayed by SJP's high levels of hotness.

However, taste can't be logically argued.

De gustibus non est disputandum, chacun a son gout, or, even more to the point, in Bavarian dialect, "alles wurst" meaning, "who cares, it's all sausage anyway." 😉

I saw her in a passing in NYC a little ways back and I would pass, I would bet good money most of the women you have been with looked better than she did. That said, I am leaving out her personality, I am also judging on her current looks, not her past.



From what I've heard she has a horrid personality. Apparently Matthew Mccoughnahey (However you spell it) said he'd never do another movie with her again because she was such a pain in the ass prick.
 
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: MrMatt
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: MrMatt
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
She looks better than 99% of the women the guys who post here could get.

More like 99.99%.

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
The correct answer is: sometimes.

KT

Keeping in mind the absolute truth stated by Jules, then, yes, KT is correct . . . at least by the unreal "scarfing down boneless wings with bbq sauce smeared on the keyboard while harshly judging the absolute beauty of wimmenz who would make us go weak in the knees should they ever deign to look our way IRL" standards of the manly men, and even manlier women (do something about that mustache, please, babe) of OT.

True, she does have an oddly elongated face, but IRL you'd get hard, stay hard, and throw your sauce-smeared keyboard at anyone who dared disparage her.

COMPLETELY FALSE. My gf and probably the gf's of half the members here are MUCH hotter. I walk by 10 women in the office where I work that are hotter. I see probably 50 women on any given day that are much better looking.

Yeah right. :roll:

Prove it.


Let me counter this (I'm at work right now so no pics): Are you saying your wife is less attractive than her? I read the 'post a pic of your SO' thread, and honestly 85% of the girls in that thread are MUCH more attractive than SJP. Much more. The fact that you think it's odd or unbelievable that I would have a gf (or that anyone in that thread) would have a gf more attractive than SJP speaks more to your hideously low standards than to the attractiveness of any of our SO's.

Shut up and post a pic already, Leroy.


I'm at work, shitbag. Why don't you post some pics of these women that you claim to have dated/banged/married. It'll tide us over until I get home.
 
Originally posted by: buck
Originally posted by: sactoking
NONE of the S&TC "women" are hot.

That one chick is, or at least last time I saw her on the show.

Well's, there's 4 of them and based on context we can eliminate Mr. Ed, but that still leaves 3. Using my Holmesian deductive powers, I deduce that you're talking about the dark-haired one, right?

The redhead is stork-like.
Kim Cattrall was kinda hot in Police Academy, but she aged less gracefully than Mr. Ed even!
 
Originally posted by: sactoking
Originally posted by: buck
Originally posted by: sactoking
NONE of the S&TC "women" are hot.

That one chick is, or at least last time I saw her on the show.

Well's, there's 4 of them and based on context we can eliminate Mr. Ed, but that still leaves 3. Using my Holmesian deductive powers, I deduce that you're talking about the dark-haired one, right?

The redhead is stork-like.
Kim Cattrall was kinda hot in Police Academy, but she aged less gracefully than Mr. Ed even!

:thumbsup:
 
Originally posted by: MrMatt
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: MrMatt
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
She looks better than 99% of the women the guys who post here could get.

More like 99.99%.

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
The correct answer is: sometimes.

KT

Keeping in mind the absolute truth stated by Jules, then, yes, KT is correct . . . at least by the unreal "scarfing down boneless wings with bbq sauce smeared on the keyboard while harshly judging the absolute beauty of wimmenz who would make us go weak in the knees should they ever deign to look our way IRL" standards of the manly men, and even manlier women (do something about that mustache, please, babe) of OT.

True, she does have an oddly elongated face, but IRL you'd get hard, stay hard, and throw your sauce-smeared keyboard at anyone who dared disparage her.

COMPLETELY FALSE. My gf and probably the gf's of half the members here are MUCH hotter. I walk by 10 women in the office where I work that are hotter. I see probably 50 women on any given day that are much better looking.

Yeah right. :roll:

Prove it.

Let me counter this (I'm at work right now so no pics): Are you saying your wife is less attractive than her? I read the 'post a pic of your SO' thread, and honestly 85% of the girls in that thread are MUCH more attractive than SJP. Much more. The fact that you think it's odd or unbelievable that I would have a gf (or that anyone in that thread) would have a gf more attractive than SJP speaks more to your hideously low standards than to the attractiveness of any of our SO's.

85%? You're out of your mind. I clicked on a dozen or so and found maybe 1 that was even close to being in the same league.
 
Originally posted by: sactoking
Originally posted by: buck
Originally posted by: sactoking
NONE of the S&TC "women" are hot.

That one chick is, or at least last time I saw her on the show.

Well's, there's 4 of them and based on context we can eliminate Mr. Ed, but that still leaves 3. Using my Holmesian deductive powers, I deduce that you're talking about the dark-haired one, right?
The redhead is stork-like.
Kim Cattrall was kinda hot in Police Academy, but she aged less gracefully than Mr. Ed even!
dumbass, do you think she is hot or not?! and if you say no, you're obviously gay (not that there's anything wrong with that).

so basically what you initially said was BS and you were trying too hard to make a point. you can just concede i'm right, because I am.
 
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