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Is Santa Claus a Republican or a Democrat ?

well, since he employs underpaid, overworked elves and reindeer, he's definitely a tyrant. down with santa!
 
Originally posted by: jhu
well, since he employs underpaid, overworked elves and reindeer, he's definitely a tyrant. down with santa!
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I am sure they get full medical, dental, eye coverage along with a nice 401K pentition retirement program and are probably unionizied. If santa was smart he'd fire the whole lot and do some out-sourcing to India, Russia or China.

 
I am sure they get full medical, dental, eye coverage along with a nice 401K pentition retirement program and are probably unionizied. If santa was smart he'd fire the whole lot and do some out-sourcing to India, Russia or China.

except that's just pure speculation. so until santa does allow inspectors to see exactly how his operations are managed i believe it is prudent to continue sanctions on santa's north pole operations.
 
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So he's Ashcroft, for heaven's sake!


Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all!
 
Originally posted by: Bowfinger
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So he's Ashcroft, for heaven's sake!


Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all!
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LOOOLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


you are fvckin awesome
 
Originally posted by: Bowfinger
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So he's Ashcroft, for heaven's sake!


Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all!
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Aww, gee, thanks. Just what I needed. The image of satan clause taking of his mask only to find out it's ashcroft. This mental image will haunt me for the rest of my life now. 😛

P.S: Always thought the guy was a Lib/Dem myself.
 
Originally posted by: Drift3r
Originally posted by: jhu
well, since he employs underpaid, overworked elves and reindeer, he's definitely a tyrant. down with santa!
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I am sure they get full medical, dental, eye coverage along with a nice 401K pentition retirement program and are probably unionizied. If santa was smart he'd fire the whole lot and do some out-sourcing to India, Russia or China.
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Perhaps we should Poll children to see where their gifts are made? 😉
 
Originally posted by: Pers
Originally posted by: Bowfinger
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So he's Ashcroft, for heaven's sake!


Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all!
Click to expand...

LOOOLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


you are fvckin awesome
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Priceless! :beer:
 
Originally posted by: Bowfinger
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So he's Ashcroft, for heaven's sake!


Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all!
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Two days in a row.. 🙂
Excellent Post...
Simply a great post!
Thanks.


 
Originally posted by: jhu
well, since he employs underpaid, overworked elves and reindeer, he's definitely a tyrant. down with santa!
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proof?

I hear the elves have excellent pay and full medical and dental

 
Hoski!

He's like a Soviet during their rein (HAHA GET IT?)

He provides room and board and food to the elves who all get paid the same as if there's no difference among all of them. He's totally a communist.
 
Why can't we have more choices than Democrat or Republican? Do we HAVE to go along with this fictional "two party system" that the Democrats and Republicans are trying to convince us we have?

Jason
 
Santa is too big of a humanitiarian to be caught up in political party fueding.
He only votes for polititions who will represent the needs of the little people he cares so much about.
But since those candidates don't get the big special interest money by selling out the voter,
he's had to vote for the most likely candidate to beat a republican lately.
 
He gives gifts to everyone regardless of who you are (as long as you've earned them by being good- you're not entitled), respects the true reason for the celebration of Christmas, can stand the rugged outdoors and the cold like a man, has been happily married in a loving relationship to Mrs. Claus for who knows how long (who happily bakes and cares for him) and knows right from wrong... so he sure as hell is not a democrat. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Syringer
Hoski!

He's like a Soviet during their rein (HAHA GET IT?)

He provides room and board and food to the elves who all get paid the same as if there's no difference among all of them. He's totally a communist.
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Clearly, he is a communist
 
Originally posted by: SynthesisI
He gives gifts to everyone regardless of who you are (as long as you've earned them by being good- you're not entitled), respects the true reason for the celebration of Christmas, can stand the rugged outdoors and the cold like a man, has been happily married in a loving relationship to Mrs. Claus for who knows how long (who happily bakes and cares for him) and knows right from wrong... so he sure as hell is not a democrat. 🙂
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He gives to rich and poor alike but not to business, he gives without regard to race or sexual preference, he builds stuff locally instead of outsourcing to China, he is happy and friendly, and he cares about the difference between right and wrong ... so he sure as hell is not a Republican. 🙂
 
To answer this Question, We Need to Find Out if The North Pole has Been drilled for Oil.


If it has, He is A Republican.



BuT if He Was A Republican, He wouldnt Give away Coal to Bad kids, Only The Good ones.


He Cant Be A Republican, He Just Cant Be.

A republican would never support A Entitlement System Of that Size and Scope
 
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