Is Nicolas Cage a Vampire from the Civil War Era?

[Crono]

He's not a vampire or a time traveler. I didn't see him at the last respective conventions (well, there is/was/will be only one time traveler's convention ).

He might be a wizard or sorcerer though...

Someone should ask him.

 

[SillyOReilly]

Cage is great. He refuses to take himself seriously. If he wanted to be credible, he'd a) not make movies like Con Air, b) not make movies like The Weatherman, and c) not change his name from Coppola.

If he's a fucking vampire, I'm not sure if that'd be the most or least ironic thing about him.

Con air is his best role.

 

[TheTony]

Con air is his best role.

Have you not seen The Rock?

 

[Krazy4Real]

Con air is his best role.

Have you not seen gone in 60 seconds?

 

[SillyOReilly]

Have you not seen The Rock?

Yes, and chemists do not date the prom queen.

Have you not seen gone in 60 seconds?

Never have, never will.

I guess I'll remain ignorant of Cage's best roles.

 

[zinfamous]

lol at latest couple of posts.

 

[CZroe]

Yup. Smart move, becoming a well-known actor for 25 years expecting to not be recognized as a politician in another 50 without the ability to change anything but his ears. Has he learned nothing of discretion in all his years of wisdom?

 

[rhino56]

He must have gotten his ears fixed lol

 

[CZroe]

...
Makes you think though. Have you ever seen Nicolas Cage during the day or admiring his reflection in the mirror?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBVesAXZPzA&t=8m34s