Is milk delivery becoming a thing again?

[Exterous]

I've gotten a couple of fliers about milk delivery services. They come with a free porch cooler if I sign up for enough deliveries. One of them even has an app I can use.

 

[John Connor]

You know, it seemed like it was pretty popular in my town back in the late '90s back when I moved here. But I often wondered if people still did it because I haven't seen any delivery drivers. I did once at the neighbor's house across the street though.

I can actually see why it might be so popular here because there are several dairy farms.

 

[tynopik]

for underground unpasteurized milk

 

[John Connor]

for underground unpasteurized milk

You gotta wonder.

 

[zinfamous]

I've gotten a couple of fliers about milk delivery services. They come with a free porch cooler if I sign up for enough deliveries. One of them even has an app I can use.

hot, lonely house wife? I think they are just scouting the area.

 

[Exterous]

hot, lonely house wife? I think they are just scouting the area.

I'll be sure to wear my tightest thong for their first delivery

 

[John Connor]

HAHAHA

 

[John Connor]

And then when he comes to pick up and he knocks at your door you drop the bottle, turn around and bend over and show him a hairy ass and two balls. LMAO!

 

[ImpulsE69]

And then when he comes to pick up and he knocks at your door you drop the bottle, turn around and bend over and show him a hairy ass and two balls. LMAO!

Let's not make assumptions. Maybe he only has one ball.

 

[lxskllr]

Let's not make assumptions. Maybe he only has one ball.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

 

[brianmanahan]

lol, my grandpa was just telling me stories this afternoon of his old milk deliveryman days in the 50's.

then he went into the whole white/black drinking fountains and sitting at the back of busses. he tried to sit in the back of a bus because he was smoking and the sign said smokers sit in the back. the driver yelled at him because "that rule doesn't apply to white people", and made him come up to the front before he would take off.

long story short, i wouldn't mind if milk delivery was a thing again, but i hope other stuff doesn't come with it.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Why on Earth could it or would it be a thing? Other than a few shut-ins nobody needs milk delivered. It's sold everywhere.

 

[Thebobo]

I have my milk delivered weekly, along with most of my groceries.

 

[John Connor]

HAHAHA!

 

[John Connor]

Now Nintendo wasn't thinking back in the day. They had Paper Boy, but never Milk Man or Drug Dealer Ice Cream Man Sam.

 

[John Connor]

but i hope other stuff doesn't come with it.

Like condoms and Astroglide. What else?

 

[brianmanahan]

Like condoms and Astroglide. What else?

the howdy doody show for starters

 

[John Connor]

the howdy doody show for starters

Okay, some substance. That makes more sense. LOL

Yeah, Howdy Doody. But I think Bozo The Clown is the worst. LOL Hated that fucker in the morning. In fact, I had a general hate for clowns in general. I mean, what's so funny? You look like an idiot!

 

[zinfamous]

lol, my grandpa was just telling me stories this afternoon of his old milk deliveryman days in the 50's.

then he went into the whole white/black drinking fountains and sitting at the back of busses. he tried to sit in the back of a bus because he was smoking and the sign said smokers sit in the back. the driver yelled at him because "that rule doesn't apply to white people", and made him come up to the front before he would take off.

long story short, i wouldn't mind if milk delivery was a thing again, but i hope other stuff doesn't come with it.

ah, back when America was great, amirite, grandpa?

 

[brianmanahan]

Yeah, Howdy Doody. But I think Bozo The Clown is the worst. LOL Hated that f***er in the morning. In fact, I had a general hate for clowns in general. I mean, what's so funny? You look like an idiot!

"to me, clowns aren't funny. in fact, they're kind of scary. i've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad."

~ jack handey

 

[John Connor]

~ jack handey

What if it was Jack Ruby?

 

[pcslookout]

I have a super secret forum that gives me 30 replies within 5 to 15 minutes.

 

[OutHouse]

since 1927

https://www.royalcrestdairy.com/default.aspx

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

since 1927

https://www.royalcrestdairy.com/default.aspx

'Royal'... I assumed they earned that from supplying the US royal family with milk?