Is McDonald's evil?

KEV1N

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I maintain a personal journal, wherein I posted a post glorifying McGriddles.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/sandwiches/10322.html

I said:
As everyone very well knows, I am addicted to McGriddles. The sweet baked-in flavor of maple syrup drags me out of bed and pulls me magnetically to McDonalds nearly every other morning. Like a small boy who believes in Santa, I believed that something as divine as a McGriddle can only be made by a specially trained force of Grannies in the back, individually baking the tiny pancakes upon which my choice of sausage, sausage egg and cheese, or bacon egg and cheese would rest awaiting consumption... by me. So much love burst in my mouth when I bit into one of these McGriddles (and trust me, I know love bursting in my mouth) that there could be no other truth.

With great sadness, like the boy who catches his dad placing the Christmas presents under the tree at 2AM on Christmas Eve, I saw a McDonald's employee tear open a factory-sealed sack of McGriddle cakes, nearly a gross (72). The "M"s were already emblazoned on them. My dream: shattered.

However, this does not stop me from eating them. Nhom nhom nhom.


One of my friends posted:
Dude, McDonald's doesn't let its workers unionize, the meat industry likewise treats its workers shtty, all of Disney's products are made in sweatshops, wherein not only are workers not allowed to unionize, but they are not paid a living wage, and not to mention that all of the labor codes are violated. I can't tell you exactly how much of the media that ABC owns, so I recommend taking a little look at a book called No Logo by Naomi Klein.


Is this enough to stop eating McGriddles? Or stop eating at McDonald's altogether? Is there substantial evidence to convince me to do so?
 

Encryptic

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The U.S. is evil too, but that doesn't stop 500 million people from staying here....
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Yossarian

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Originally posted by: KEV1N
So much love burst in my mouth when I bit into one of these McGriddles (and trust me, I know love bursting in my mouth) that there could be no other truth.

:Q :Q :Q
 

xyion

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my health is enough to stop me from eating McDonalds. But that little blurb wouldnt bother me either way.
 

N8Magic

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Originally posted by: KEV1N

So much love burst in my mouth when I bit into one of these McGriddles (and trust me, I know love bursting in my mouth) that there could be no other truth.

You make it waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too easy. :p

 

Hoober

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Originally posted by: PipBoy
Originally posted by: KEV1N
So much love burst in my mouth when I bit into one of these McGriddles (and trust me, I know love bursting in my mouth) that there could be no other truth.

:Q :Q :Q

LMAO
 

Hoober

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Originally posted by: Nocturnal
They're evil because they make me fat.

McDonald's doesn't make people fat. Lack of movement and exercise makes people fat.
 

cjsketchy

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nothing should stop you from eating mcgriddles. If you have a heart attack, eat more mcgriddles. they are the answer to your problems, they are the alpha and the omega.
 

Encryptic

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Originally posted by: Nocturnal
They're evil because they make me fat.

So don't eat them. Accept a little responsibility and realize that you shoveling fast food into your mouth makes your ass big enough to deserve its own zip code. :D
 

GroundZero

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Originally posted by: Encryptic
The U.S. is evil too, but that doesn't stop 500 million people from staying here....
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um, you are about 200 million heavy on that stat...
try 291,461,664 million people in the us
 

Konigin

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McDonald's is evil, but sometimes, not very often, I eat there. At least its better than Taco Bell.
 

Encryptic

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Originally posted by: GroundZero
Originally posted by: Encryptic
The U.S. is evil too, but that doesn't stop 500 million people from staying here....
rolleye.gif

um, you are about 200 million heavy on that stat...
try 291,461,664 million people in the us

So I was off by a couple million. Shoot me. ;)
 

ElFenix

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Originally posted by: KEV1NSo much love burst in my mouth when I bit into one of these McGriddles (and trust me, I know love bursting in my mouth) that there could be no other truth.

do you think before you post?
 

KEV1N

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: KEV1NSo much love burst in my mouth when I bit into one of these McGriddles (and trust me, I know love bursting in my mouth) that there could be no other truth.

do you think before you post?

It's a joke. Anyways, I was more interested in the political evils of McDonalds because we all know it's fatty food.
 

Amused

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You know, McDonalds existed for decades before America's epidemic of obesity began. To blame McDonalds for obesity is just plain ignorant.

The only things in our culture that coincide perfectly with the epidemic in obesity, and therefore can logically be blamed for it are:

*Home video games -- leads to less physical activity

*Cable and Satelitte TV -- leads to less physical activity

* The Internet -- leads to neffing... and less physical activity (jerking off to porn does not count as "physical activity")

*"Low fat" food -- leads to overeating
 

Jzero

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McDonald's is one of the greatest visible results of capitalism and the american dream. Ray Kroc was just a guy with an idea and he converted an idea into a global empire, recognized the world over. I bet more people in the world could identify the Golden Arches more readily than the UN logo, and of those that can identify the UN logo, they probably would be more excited to see the Arches.

And all this in less than 50 years.

Lots of industries try to avoid unionization.
Lots of industries employ "sweatshop" labor.
Lots of companies offer low wage and violate labor codes.

Why only demonize McDonald's and Disney and Wal-Mart?
 

Goosemaster

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Originally posted by: KEV1N
So much love burst in my mouth when I bit into one of these McGriddles (and trust me, I know love bursting in my mouth) that there could be no other truth.



Homersexual.
 

Vic

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McDonald's is only "evil" to be people who are unable to control themselves and take some personal responsibility in their life. I have never seen anyone forced to eat McDonald's. Quite the contrary, you have to actually physically go to one of their stores voluntarily and pay for the food. If eveyone stopped eating there, they would go out of business.
Take some responsibility for yourself, get over it, and get a life.