Is Jessica Simpson for real?

[Lager]

No one that dumb can sing and dance on stage without forgetting her lyrics or screwing up.

 

[Descartes]

If you don't think her ostensible stupidity is a trite plea for publicity, you're more gullible than she plays to be

 

[rival]

i think shes too hot to be smarter than a brick

 

[minendo]

It does not take common sense to dance and sing.

 

Originally posted by: rival
i think shes too hot to be smarter than a brick

the law of averages. The hotter they are, the dumber they are. The smarter they are, the more ugly they are. There are exceptions however...i doubt she is one of them.

 

[Tetsuo]

She = dumb

 

[QueHuong]

I don't watch her stupid crap reality show, so fill me in on why she's so stupid.

 

[fumbduck]

i bet she is retarded by the government's definition.

 

[BaboonGuy]

she does have a good voice

 

[UNCjigga]

you know its funny, but up until that show came out I always thought she was a lot smarter. I don't know why...she seemed more like a 'real' high school girl compared to Britney and Christina.

Oh well...Mandy Moore and Michelle Branch are pretty smart...right?

 

[richardycc]

I think she is hotter than britney!

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: Descartes
If you don't think her ostensible stupidity is a trite plea for publicity, you're more gullible than she plays to be

:beer:

Anyway, there are dumber people in the world. I don't know why some ATOTers have to bring topics like this up to put themself above celebrities. She makes money with her singing voice and if there are followers of everything else she does, then she must be doing something right.

 

[Descartes]

Originally posted by: uncJIGGA
you know its funny, but up until that show came out I always thought she was a lot smarter. I don't know why...she seemed more like a 'real' high school girl compared to Britney and Christina.

Oh well...Mandy Moore and Michelle Branch are pretty smart...right?

If you're looking for intelligent people, go here, here, or even here. If you're looking for music (I personally don't care for it) with a hint of eye candy, then listen to those named above. Different people serve different needs; I wouldn't want to listen to a Britney Spears lecture on quantum mechanics, and I wouldn't want Stephen Hawking to sing in a Catholic school girl outfit.

[edit]That auto parse URL always hoses me, because I have a habit of doing them myself.[/edit]

 

[QueHuong]

...and I wouldn't want Stephen Hawking to sing in a Catholic school girls outfit.

Hey, speak for yourself!

 

[matt426malm]

Originally posted by: Descartes

Originally posted by: uncJIGGA
you know its funny, but up until that show came out I always thought she was a lot smarter. I don't know why...she seemed more like a 'real' high school girl compared to Britney and Christina.

Oh well...Mandy Moore and Michelle Branch are pretty smart...right?

If you're looking for intelligent people, go here, here, or even here. If you're looking for music (I personally don't care for it) with a hint of eye candy, then listen to those named above. Different people serve different needs; I wouldn't want to listen to a Britney Spears lecture on quantum mechanics, and I wouldn't want Stephen Hawking to sing in a Catholic school girl outfit.

[edit]That auto parse URL always hoses me, because I have a habit of doing them myself.[/edit]

Thoughts of Hawking's monotone voice in a schoolgirl outfit. shudder.......