is it true that onions make you cry?

I've had many an onion break my heart in my 19 years here. A bad onion isn't worth your tears, but a good onion will never make you cry.
 

yukichigai

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If you light a candle while you're cutting it you don't cry so much. Same is true for setting the house on fire.

Personally I strap on my ski goggles whenever I cut up an onion. It really stings if you don't.
 

Vic

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Originally posted by: JoeFahey
is it true that onions make you cry? or is it just myth?
Why? Do you want to outlaw them too?

In fact they do. When cut, an enzyme is released that can irritate the human eye. I love onions though, can eat them like an apple, and (for some reason) am immune to this effect.

And look what a 1 second google found me!:roll:
 

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Originally posted by: jumpr
I've had many an onion break my heart in my 19 years here. A bad onion isn't worth your tears, but a good onion will never make you cry.

This is a truly hilarious post.
 

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Originally posted by: Vic
Originally posted by: JoeFahey
is it true that onions make you cry? or is it just myth?
Why? Do you want to outlaw them too?

In fact they do. When cut, an enzyme is released that can irritate the human eye. I love onions though, can eat them like an apple, and (for some reason) am immune to this effect.

And look what a 1 second google found me!:roll:


Actually its not an enzyme, its a sulfur compound that, when mixed with the water in your eyes, creates a mild sulfuric acid which burns.
 

Vic

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Originally posted by: spamsk8r
Originally posted by: Vic
Originally posted by: JoeFahey
is it true that onions make you cry? or is it just myth?
Why? Do you want to outlaw them too?

In fact they do. When cut, an enzyme is released that can irritate the human eye. I love onions though, can eat them like an apple, and (for some reason) am immune to this effect.

And look what a 1 second google found me!:roll:
Actually its not an enzyme, its a sulfur compound that, when mixed with the water in your eyes, creates a mild sulfuric acid which burns.
If you had actually read the article I linked... :disgust:

"When you slice through an onion, you break open a number of onion cells. Some of these cells have enzymes inside of them, and when they are sliced open, the enzymes escape. The enzymes then decompose some of the other substances that have escaped from sliced cells. Some of these substances, amino acid sulfoxides, form sulfenic acids, which then quickly rearrange themselves into a volatile gas.
The gas reaches your eyes and reacts with the water that keeps them moist. This changes the chemical's form again, producing, among other things, a mild sulfuric acid, which irritates the eyes."
 

yukichigai

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Originally posted by: spamsk8r
Actually its not an enzyme, its a sulfur compound that, when mixed with the water in your eyes, creates a mild sulfuric acid which burns.
So lemme get this straight: I'm severely allergic to certain sulfur compounds, and when I cut onions I get little bits of sulfuric acid in my eye. Goody.

Ski goggles are never coming off if I'm even thinking about cutting an onion now. :p
 

Originally posted by: Ikonomi
Originally posted by: jumpr
I've had many an onion break my heart in my 19 years here. A bad onion isn't worth your tears, but a good onion will never make you cry.

This is a truly hilarious post.
:D
 

hevnsnt

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Originally posted by: yukichigai
Originally posted by: spamsk8r
Actually its not an enzyme, its a sulfur compound that, when mixed with the water in your eyes, creates a mild sulfuric acid which burns.
So lemme get this straight: I'm severely allergic to certain sulfur compounds, and when I cut onions I get little bits of sulfuric acid in my eye. Goody.

Ski goggles are never coming off if I'm even thinking about cutting an onion now. :p



You must be some kind of Engineer..
 

Bulk Beef

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I had an onion try to make me cry, but I refused to give it the satisfaction.

Then I chopped it into little pieces. Who's crying now, motherfvcker??
 

cronos

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Originally posted by: JoeFahey
Originally posted by: saxguy
Originally posted by: Ameesh
youve never cut an onion before? stupid assholebbq.

no, actually my mommy does it for me, im still afraid to try...mabye if you nicely answered my question........

sorry, i was only planning to quote the first part. :D