Is it possible to not stare at breasts?

[brainhulk]

This past weekend I was hanging out at a restaurant with some friends. A couple I didn't know sat across from me at the table and the lady sat directly in front of me (aaaaaaakward!). Anyways, her boobs were hanging out and I could not stop staring. I had a couple of beers already making it even more difficult. I know they both noticed me staring but they didn't say anything. We were all still having normal drunk small talk. Was I in the wrong to keep staring at the glorious tiiitaaays?

 

[_Rick_]

It's on show to be stared at.

Your alcoholism, on the other hand, that's not okay.

 

[ReggieDunlap]

Just pick a point on her face where the boobs remain in your peripheral vision and enjoy without looking like an ass.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

This past weekend I was hanging out at a restaurant with some friends. A couple I didn't know sat across from me at the table and the lady sat directly in front of me (aaaaaaakward!). Anyways, her boobs were hanging out and I could not stop staring. I had a couple of beers already making it even more difficult. I know they both noticed me staring but they didn't say anything. We were all still having normal drunk small talk. Was I in the wrong to keep staring at the glorious tiiitaaays?

I don't see why rubbing yourself gently and discretely staring would be a bad thing.

 

[mizzou]

Nope.

You either stare at them willingly, or you all of a sudden realize you are staring at someone's breasts and you try to make it look like you weren't doing it willingly.

 

[_Rick_]

I don't see why rubbing yourself gently and discretely staring would be a bad thing.

while continuing to mutter 'glorious tittays' under your breath, and occasionally making perfectly normal eye contact, as sweat drips down your flushed forehead.

 

[mizzou]

I don't see why rubbing yourself gently and discretely staring would be a bad thing.

My wife asked me why she couldn't wear a skirt to jury duty. I said, you ever been near prisoners? She said no.

Then I rubbed myself gently and stared at her legs while licking my lips.

I then got smacked.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

while continuing to mutter 'glorious tittays' under your breath, and occasionally making perfectly normal eye contact, as sweat drips down your flushed forehead.

I mean you're a man, this is what God/Nature/Raptor Jesus made you to do.

Also monogamy is impossible, as is taking 'no' for an answer when the woman is wearing a short dress.

This is just the way men are made, nothing you can do about it, it's how we evolved. You can't judge a fish for swimming, or a lion for hunting: you cant judge a man for best savoring every aspect of the sexual object before him.

My wife asked me why she couldn't wear a skirt to jury duty. I said, you ever been near prisoners? She said no.

Then I rubbed myself gently and stared at her legs while licking my lips.

I then got smacked.

Typical judgmental woman... no understanding or appreciation for male biology.

 

[Kadarin]

It's on show to be stared at.

Your alcoholism, on the other hand, that's not okay.

Couple of beers = alcoholism?

 

[T9D]

Pics of boobs.

They let you stare at them. Next time pull out your phone and take a photo. I'd seriously love to see that lol.

 

[_Rick_]

Couple of beers = alcoholism?

The way he posts, I doubt it matters anymore anyway.

 

[thejunglegod]

"Staring at cleavage is like staring at the sun. You don't keep staring at it continuously. You get a glimpse, and then you look away" - Jerry Seinfeld

 

[brainhulk]

"Staring at cleavage is like staring at the sun. You don't keep staring at it continuously. You get a glimpse, and then you look away" - Jerry Seinfeld

my eyes weren't fixed on them. However they tended to drift their seemingly on their own. I felt like I was powerless to stop it

 

[thejunglegod]

my eyes weren't fixed on them. However they tended to drift their seemingly on their own. I felt like I was powerless to stop it

Then you're perfectly normal. It would've been weird only if you were checking out a dude.

 

[blankslate]

It's possible... I kept eye/face contact all through lunch once with a co-worker who was wearing something that accentuated her ample funbags.

However, it was fucking hard as hell while sober and I had a pretty bad headache afterwards that must've been from the eyeball muscle strain...

It felt like there were invisible and intangible weights attached to my eyes and if I relaxed the focus of my eyes would've dropped from her face to her "glorious tittays."

Good thing it was lunch and I didn't have anything to drink.



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[rudeguy]

Boobies are to men as laser pointers are to cats

 

[ShadowOfMyself]

Im guessing the 4 people who voted yes are gay? (or lolicons... since flat chest doesnt technically count as breasts)

 

[Spoooon]

It's possible, but it can be hard. I feel like my eyes are drawn naturally to cleavage the way they are drawn to motion.

 

[ohtwell]

I will glance at them, but I've never caught myself staring.


: ) Amanda

 

[skyking]

I will glance at them, but I've never caught myself staring.


: ) Amanda

It's all about the presentation. Sometimes you have to give a nod for a job well done.

 

[Fritzo]

If they're popping out at that, even women look at them. It's impossible.

 

[Charlie98]

Then you're perfectly normal. It would've been weird only if you were checking out a dude.

Manboobs?


It's difficult but can be done. In many cases they are my customers and I don't want to offend them or make them feel uncomfortable... but that doesn't mean I'm not going to take a look, even covertly. Like any work of art, if it's hanging on the wall on display, it's a shame not to give it quick study...

 

[RossMAN]

I will glance at them, but I've never caught myself staring.


: ) Amanda

LOL

Glad we brought you out of hiding

 

[Vdubchaos]

It's called self control, OP lacks it.

Alcohol only makes it worse as it makes you careless....

 

[purbeast0]

it's only not possible if you are either gay, or if you are having a face to face conversation with your wife. any other times it's okay and fair game to stare so don't feel bad about it.