Is it possible to go through an entire day without farting?

[StormRider]

I've never been able to do this.

 

[CrackRabbit]

Physicaly Impossible.
Plus you fart in your sleep so even if you somehow managed to hold everything while awake all bets are off once you doze off.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Breath mint?

 

[FoBoT]

not unless you haven't eaten in 2-3 days

 

[MrDudeMan]

i never thought of this...is it really impossible? i bet i could hold it in for a day. sleepy time doesnt count, only awake time.

 

[ironcrotch]

Why in the world...

 

[Literati]

YOU ARE A VERY DEEP AND THOUGHT PROVOKING INDIVIDUAL.

THE FARTS ARE STRONG WITH THIS ONE.

 

[dannybek2]

Originally posted by: Literati
YOU ARE A VERY DEEP AND THOUGHT PROVOKING INDIVIDUAL.

THE FARTS ARE STRONG WITH THIS ONE.

NERD

 

[CrackRabbit]

Originally posted by: fiasco

Originally posted by: Literati
YOU ARE A VERY DEEP AND THOUGHT PROVOKING INDIVIDUAL.

THE FARTS ARE STRONG WITH THIS ONE.

NERD

NOOB FIGHT!!!!!

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: Literati
YOU ARE A VERY DEEP AND THOUGHT PROVOKING INDIVIDUAL.

THE FARTS ARE STRONG WITH THIS ONE.

 

[Toastedlightly]

I farted before I came into this thread (like as I read the title)

 

[Zenmervolt]

Only if you're female. As we all know, women never fart.

ZV

 

[eyecandy86]

I can go a day without farting. Maybe cuz i'm a girl?

((not talking about while sleeping..i don't know what goes on then))

 

[kcthomas]

im makin a run for it today, i haven't let one...whoops nevermind

OH MAN IT STINKS

 

[Literati]

Originally posted by: fiasco
NERD

I BET YOU'RE THAT KID WHO TRIED TO TAKE A FLAMING SHOT AND LIT HIS FACE ON FIRE.

 

[her209]

Its possible.

 

[yobarman]

When you fart, Stick out your hand, then rub it on your butt, then sniff it really fast.

 

[Taggart]

Ok ladies, I'd like to know something. Men a lot of times are loud/smelly and sound like they are injured when they struggle on the toilet. Are there women that do this in public bathrooms for all to enjoy?

 

[desk]

Originally posted by: Literati

Originally posted by: fiasco
NERD

I BET YOU'RE THAT KID WHO TRIED TO TAKE A FLAMING SHOT AND LIT HIS FACE ON FIRE.

stop YELLING!

caps lock is NOT your friend.

 

[eyecandy86]

Originally posted by: Taggart
Ok ladies, I'd like to know something. Men a lot of times are loud/smelly and sound like they are injured when they struggle on the toilet. Are there women that do this in public bathrooms for all to enjoy?

I've heard maybe two women in my entire life make a sound while takin' a dump in public. And i'm pretty sure they were embarrased after.

Most women avoid taking a crap in public.

 

[Literati]

THIS THREAD IS TURNING INTO A REAL WINNER.

 

[eyecandy86]

Originally posted by: Literati
THIS THREAD IS TURNING INTO A REAL WINNER.

would you PLEASE TURN OFF THE DAMN CAPS LOCK!

THANK YOU.

 

[Literati]

Originally posted by: eyecandy86

Originally posted by: Literati
THIS THREAD IS TURNING INTO A REAL WINNER.

would you PLEASE TURN OFF THE DAMN CAPS LOCK!

THANK YOU.

I'M SORRY.

DOING THAT WOULD ONLY DETRACT FROM THE OVERALL QUALITY OF THIS THREAD.

AND YOU'RE NOT MY DAD.

 

[Taggart]

It will probably get locked, but I am entertained for now

 

[StormRider]

When I was an undergrad I once stayed up all night to finish a programming assignment in my OS class. I then went to my morning class. After the class was over I went back to my dorm room to try to get a couple of hours sleep before the next class. But I couldn't sleep! And the reason was because I feared that I farted in my sleep and I didn't want my roommate to come back to the room with a girl. I was afraid that I would fart in my sleep while a girl was there. So I just layed in bed, trying to get to sleep but my fears wouldn't let me.