Is it ok to bring a relative to a company function?

[jhayx7]

Originally posted by: Rapidskies
I have been betweens relationships for much to long of a time now (besides my girlfriend from out of states). Now at work I have big meeting to go to with no date. I have asked several friends, neighbors, coworkers, and also a stranger at the grocery store but they are all busy. It comes down to I can either go stagnate or bring my Mom. All my friends are busy this weekends but my Mom said she would go if I mow her lawns. The bonuses to this endeavors would be my Mom is a great bilinguilist and attractive so maybe coworkers would have cause for jealousies creating a love trianlges of sorts. The nonbonuses would be if someone found out my date was my Mom then I might have to quit my jobs. So under these peculiar circumcises would you date your Mom?

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MomandMe

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The embarassments of the situations is hardly comprehensible for what happened. I decided to go forward with bringing Mom to my meeting and proceed to spend the entire week talking of my dates and how she is my girlfriends from out of town and how she is attractives. I can tell it was in particulars tickeling Kristens interests that I had a date. Saturdays I do my side of the agreements and mow my Moms lawns and expect later that evening to go on our dates at least that was my expectance until my Dad got home. First he asked me why I was mowing the lawns and told him for Mom and he said that I never mow the lawns unless I expect some retributions and I said well Mom is doing a favors for me. He asked what favors Mom was doing and I told him that Mom was going to be my dates for my meetings and at that points he asked me if this was the hot dates I have been broasting about around the house and I said maybe and he said maybe I go old school russians on you if you date my wifes and I say fine mow your own lawns buttwipes and sort of run off to avoid confrontrations. At the company meetings everyone was asking about my hot dates and I had to say her flights were cancelled and that maybe we are on the rocks and maybe I am available again. I think I am peeking interests with my latest relationships episodes even though the buttwipes interfrencing could have cost me shame.

W....T.....F!!!!!!! :Q Did anyone else read this??? ^This right here^ WTF!

 

[mitaiwan82]

haha so shens but still funny

 

[sao123]

Originally posted by: jhayx7

Originally posted by: Rapidskies
I have been betweens relationships for much to long of a time now (besides my girlfriend from out of states). Now at work I have big meeting to go to with no date. I have asked several friends, neighbors, coworkers, and also a stranger at the grocery store but they are all busy. It comes down to I can either go stagnate or bring my Mom. All my friends are busy this weekends but my Mom said she would go if I mow her lawns. The bonuses to this endeavors would be my Mom is a great bilinguilist and attractive so maybe coworkers would have cause for jealousies creating a love trianlges of sorts. The nonbonuses would be if someone found out my date was my Mom then I might have to quit my jobs. So under these peculiar circumcises would you date your Mom?

Edits with the pics

MomandMe

Edits with the updates

The embarassments of the situations is hardly comprehensible for what happened. I decided to go forward with bringing Mom to my meeting and proceed to spend the entire week talking of my dates and how she is my girlfriends from out of town and how she is attractives. I can tell it was in particulars tickeling Kristens interests that I had a date. Saturdays I do my side of the agreements and mow my Moms lawns and expect later that evening to go on our dates at least that was my expectance until my Dad got home. First he asked me why I was mowing the lawns and told him for Mom and he said that I never mow the lawns unless I expect some retributions and I said well Mom is doing a favors for me. He asked what favors Mom was doing and I told him that Mom was going to be my dates for my meetings and at that points he asked me if this was the hot dates I have been broasting about around the house and I said maybe and he said maybe I go old school russians on you if you date my wifes and I say fine mow your own lawns buttwipes and sort of run off to avoid confrontrations. At the company meetings everyone was asking about my hot dates and I had to say her flights were cancelled and that maybe we are on the rocks and maybe I am available again. I think I am peeking interests with my latest relationships episodes even though the buttwipes interfrencing could have cost me shame.

W....T.....F!!!!!!! :Q Did anyone else read this??? ^This right here^ WTF!

Double-Yew Tee Eff???!?

 

[D1gger]

Shens.

 

[MrChad]

I literally cannot stop laughing! :laugh:

 

[Bryophyte]

This is the creepiest thread I've ever read on ATOT. And I've been around here for awhile.

 

[BoomerD]

Loser!

Taking one's mommy to a function like that would only serve to reinforce the idea that the OP is a hopeless loser...

 

[JEDIYoda]

Seen the photo..

I have several questions.....

This noway are you for real.
The woman in that photo even without a facial shot is very noticeably older than you.
If you were to take her to the party -- all your co-workers would have to be very very drunk for you to pass her off as your girlfriend.

I laugh at a comment you made in your forst post -- Mom is a great bilinguilist and attractive so maybe coworkers would have cause for jealousies creating a love trianlges of sorts. -- to funny and not true at all....in fact can we all say together -- "bowow"

Then you post -- I was going to introduce her as my out of towns girlfriend and then a few days later let everyone know we have broken apart. There are some attractive females at my work that I don't want to ruin my chances with. Would this be going beyond all borders? -- trust me if you even take your "mom" to the office party....you will never again have probelsm with your fe-male co-workers!
You will have permanently branded yourself as a "Loser".

Then you post -- She is my biologicals mom but she looks 32 and I look 32 so we look like mates. People in stores often stop us and tell us how happy we look together. We find it funny but my Dad gets upset when this happens he looks 62.

Ummm no! She looks easily 25 years older than you. Theres noway you look like mates!
Unless of course you think you look 50+ yrs old.

I really find it hard to take seriously this thread when you make such outlandish statements as -- People in stores often stop us and tell us how happy we look together.


hahahaaaa-- best thread i have read in easily a couple of months!

 

[MrChad]

Now that I've caught up on your previous posts ...

What exactly is a Wendy's company function like?

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: MrChad
Now that I've caught up on your previous posts ...

What exactly is a Wendy's company function like?

They go down to the local dairy queen for a banana split. :laugh:

 

[zanieladie]

Originally posted by: Rapidskies

Originally posted by: zanieladie
I am an adult female (divorced) and used to take my mom to functions such as that. It was no big deal; however, maybe it's different if you are a guy.

Did you get her a coursages when you dated?

Cute...but no.