I have been betweens relationships for much to long of a time now (besides my girlfriend from out of states). Now at work I have big meeting to go to with no date. I have asked several friends, neighbors, coworkers, and also a stranger at the grocery store but they are all busy. It comes down to I can either go stagnate or bring my Mom. All my friends are busy this weekends but my Mom said she would go if I mow her lawns. The bonuses to this endeavors would be my Mom is a great bilinguilist and attractive so maybe coworkers would have cause for jealousies creating a love trianlges of sorts. The nonbonuses would be if someone found out my date was my Mom then I might have to quit my jobs. So under these peculiar circumcises would you date your Mom?
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The embarassments of the situations is hardly comprehensible for what happened. I decided to go forward with bringing Mom to my meeting and proceed to spend the entire week talking of my dates and how she is my girlfriends from out of town and how she is attractives. I can tell it was in particulars tickeling Kristens interests that I had a date. Saturdays I do my side of the agreements and mow my Moms lawns and expect later that evening to go on our dates at least that was my expectance until my Dad got home. First he asked me why I was mowing the lawns and told him for Mom and he said that I never mow the lawns unless I expect some retributions and I said well Mom is doing a favors for me. He asked what favors Mom was doing and I told him that Mom was going to be my dates for my meetings and at that points he asked me if this was the hot dates I have been broasting about around the house and I said maybe and he said maybe I go old school russians on you if you date my wifes and I say fine mow your own lawns buttwipes and sort of run off to avoid confrontrations. At the company meetings everyone was asking about my hot dates and I had to say her flights were cancelled and that maybe we are on the rocks and maybe I am available again. I think I am peeking interests with my latest relationships episodes even though the buttwipes interfrencing could have cost me shame.
Edits with the pics
MomandMe
Edits with the updates
The embarassments of the situations is hardly comprehensible for what happened. I decided to go forward with bringing Mom to my meeting and proceed to spend the entire week talking of my dates and how she is my girlfriends from out of town and how she is attractives. I can tell it was in particulars tickeling Kristens interests that I had a date. Saturdays I do my side of the agreements and mow my Moms lawns and expect later that evening to go on our dates at least that was my expectance until my Dad got home. First he asked me why I was mowing the lawns and told him for Mom and he said that I never mow the lawns unless I expect some retributions and I said well Mom is doing a favors for me. He asked what favors Mom was doing and I told him that Mom was going to be my dates for my meetings and at that points he asked me if this was the hot dates I have been broasting about around the house and I said maybe and he said maybe I go old school russians on you if you date my wifes and I say fine mow your own lawns buttwipes and sort of run off to avoid confrontrations. At the company meetings everyone was asking about my hot dates and I had to say her flights were cancelled and that maybe we are on the rocks and maybe I am available again. I think I am peeking interests with my latest relationships episodes even though the buttwipes interfrencing could have cost me shame.
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