6. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
7. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.
8. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
9. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
10. You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
Originally posted by: Legendary
Yes.
Handshake and a beer will do fine.
Originally posted by: Legendary
Yes.
Handshake and a beer will do fine.
Originally posted by: Barack Obama
Cards are awesome if people write stuff in there that they mean, not like the typical BS.
Originally posted by: Zee
Cards are the most useless gifts ever. Eventually the only thing one can do with them is throw them away.
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Zee
Cards are the most useless gifts ever. Eventually the only thing one can do with them is throw them away.
eventually? how about immediately. my father requested no cards after once looking at the back of all his cards and seeing how a total of $15 was just wasted. he had a great point. from then on we just hugged him and said happy birthday and didn't waste $3 on a the same sentiment printed on paper.
Originally posted by: Zee
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Zee
Cards are the most useless gifts ever. Eventually the only thing one can do with them is throw them away.
eventually? how about immediately. my father requested no cards after once looking at the back of all his cards and seeing how a total of $15 was just wasted. he had a great point. from then on we just hugged him and said happy birthday and didn't waste $3 on a the same sentiment printed on paper.
I was thinking, "immediately" read em first.![]()
Originally posted by: xboxist
Pre-printed cards are lame as hell. The entire concept is mind-boggling. You supposedly care about the recipient, but not enough to write your own feelings/thoughts down? It takes 2 minutes. Lazy fkin society.
Better yet, save the paper, give the guy a handshake/half hug, and tell them what they mean to you. Proceed to get drunk.
