Is it me or Miss Universe contestants get uglier every year?

Barfo

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So, I don't really follow the pageants though I watched several in the 90s and they happened to be airing it, but I do remember all the contestants being smoking hot.

Today I was browsing some old folders in the computer and I found a zip file with pictures from the 2006 pageant I never bothered to watch so I opened it and was surprised to find that about 30% of contestants are not only plain looking, but downright ugly.

WTF? is Miss Universe a personality contest now? I don't consider myself superficial but if I'm watching a beauty contest on tv I don't care if you're worried about the mapless people of the world miss, just put on that bikini and parade around :|

They don't have food in Atlanta?

It's a man baby!

Witches can compete in beauty contests now?

Homely cavewoman.

Bloated face FTL.

It's a man baby! ^2
 

KeithTalent

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So many pointy elbows, I'd be concerned about losing an eye.

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Originally posted by: Barfo
So, I don't really follow the pageants though I watched several in the 90s and they happened to be airing it, but I do remember all the contestants being smoking hot.

Today I was browsing some old folders in the computer and I found a zip file with pictures from the 2006 pageant I never bothered to watch so I opened it and was surprised to find that about 30% of contestants are not only plain looking, but downright ugly.

WTF? is Miss Universe a personality contest now? I don't consider myself superficial but if I'm watching a beauty contest on tv I don't care if you're worried about the mapless people of the world miss, just put on that bikini and parade around :|

They don't have food in Atlanta?

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/b...ss_cayman_islands1.jpg">It's a man baby!</a>

Witches can compete in beauty contests now?

Homely cavewoman.

Bloated face FTL.

Its a man baby! ^2

Georgia is as in the country Georgia. You know... South of Russia, West of Azerbaijan. The country that Russia invaded?
 

Dumac

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Georgia chick isn't overly skinny.

Lots of asians have large faces.

I don't get the witch thing...

I agree on the rest though :p
 

Dumac

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Originally posted by: Hadrian
Originally posted by: Barfo
So, I don't really follow the pageants though I watched several in the 90s and they happened to be airing it, but I do remember all the contestants being smoking hot.

Today I was browsing some old folders in the computer and I found a zip file with pictures from the 2006 pageant I never bothered to watch so I opened it and was surprised to find that about 30% of contestants are not only plain looking, but downright ugly.

WTF? is Miss Universe a personality contest now? I don't consider myself superficial but if I'm watching a beauty contest on tv I don't care if you're worried about the mapless people of the world miss, just put on that bikini and parade around :|

They don't have food in Atlanta?

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/b...ss_cayman_islands1.jpg">It's a man baby!</a>

Witches can compete in beauty contests now?

Homely cavewoman.

Bloated face FTL.

Its a man baby! ^2

Georgia is as in the country Georgia. You know... South of Russia, West of Azerbaijan. The country that Russia invaded?

LOL
 

Barfo

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Originally posted by: Hadrian
Originally posted by: Barfo
So, I don't really follow the pageants though I watched several in the 90s and they happened to be airing it, but I do remember all the contestants being smoking hot.

Today I was browsing some old folders in the computer and I found a zip file with pictures from the 2006 pageant I never bothered to watch so I opened it and was surprised to find that about 30% of contestants are not only plain looking, but downright ugly.

WTF? is Miss Universe a personality contest now? I don't consider myself superficial but if I'm watching a beauty contest on tv I don't care if you're worried about the mapless people of the world miss, just put on that bikini and parade around :|

They don't have food in Atlanta?

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/b...ss_cayman_islands1.jpg">It's a man baby!</a>

Witches can compete in beauty contests now?

Homely cavewoman.

Bloated face FTL.

Its a man baby! ^2

Georgia is as in the country Georgia. You know... South of Russia, West of Azerbaijan. The country that Russia invaded?

Thanks for clarifying, and here I thought the state of Georgia sent its own contestant, separate of the rest of the U.S. :roll:
 

TruePaige

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Originally posted by: Dumac
Originally posted by: Hadrian
Originally posted by: Barfo
So, I don't really follow the pageants though I watched several in the 90s and they happened to be airing it, but I do remember all the contestants being smoking hot.

Today I was browsing some old folders in the computer and I found a zip file with pictures from the 2006 pageant I never bothered to watch so I opened it and was surprised to find that about 30% of contestants are not only plain looking, but downright ugly.

WTF? is Miss Universe a personality contest now? I don't consider myself superficial but if I'm watching a beauty contest on tv I don't care if you're worried about the mapless people of the world miss, just put on that bikini and parade around :|

They don't have food in Atlanta?

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/b...ss_cayman_islands1.jpg">It's a man baby!</a>

Witches can compete in beauty contests now?

Homely cavewoman.

Bloated face FTL.

Its a man baby! ^2

Georgia is as in the country Georgia. You know... South of Russia, West of Azerbaijan. The country that Russia invaded?

LOL

This is the win of the thread.
 

Barfo

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Originally posted by: her209
Your sample size is insufficient. You need to post more pics.

There were more but a sample of 6 ugly girls in a Miss Universe pageant is enough to prove my point.
 

Barfo

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Originally posted by: compman25
And how would you rate yourself compared to these women?

I'd probably do them all, except Venezuela, my point is they have no place in an international beauty pageant.
 

TehMac

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I'm lovin' how even in the first few posts of this thread, the OP got owned.
 

Barfo

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Originally posted by: TehMac
I'm lovin' how even in the first few posts of this thread, the OP got owned.

I'm lovin' the sheer number of dumbasses that didn't catch my humorous remark.
 

Juddog

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I looked through the OP expecting to find ugly women, instead found only pretty women. OP we want pics of you so we can judge.
 

Jeeebus

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Originally posted by: Barfo
Originally posted by: TehMac
I'm lovin' how even in the first few posts of this thread, the OP got owned.

I'm lovin' the sheer number of dumbasses that didn't catch my humorous remark.

aww yes, the trusty "I was being humorous" fallback.
 

waggy

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Originally posted by: Juddog
I looked through the OP expecting to find ugly women, instead found only pretty women. OP we want pics of you so we can judge.

are they ugly? no. but they are not what you think of when you talk about Miss Universe
 

npoe1

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I'm not sure what the deal is with you guys, neither if miss universe is a beauty contest; but if it is. they're doing it wrong.