Is it legal...

[Herr Kutz]

Is it legal to run in public areas wearing only boxer briefs?

I just got a new pair and want to test them out.

 

[JSt0rm]

Yes

 

[highland145]

I see them all the time but they are holding up their pants. Is that you?

 

[CraKaJaX]

Run? Just walk into McDonald's and order some fries and a shake. It's the only test you need for a new pair of boxers.

 

[BxgJ]

You didn't specify how you are wearing them...

 

[Herr Kutz]

You didn't specify how you are wearing them...

Cover my genitals and buttocks like any normal person.

 

[highland145]

But run around the market like you're a psycho?


And showing them ain't normal.

 

[IronWing]

Yes, they are legal briefs.

 

[Herr Kutz]

But run around the market like you're a psycho?


And showing them ain't normal.

Not around the market but around the jogging areas.

 

[John Connor]

A police officer would write you a ticket for indecent exposure and/or send you to the hospital for a physic evaluation.

 

[Ns1]

A police officer would right you a ticket for indecent exposure and/or send you to the hospital for a physic evaluation.

He's write you know.

 

[John Connor]

Oops.

 

[tynopik]

would you also be wearing clown makeup?

 

[nakedfrog]

A police officer would write you a ticket for indecent exposure and/or send you to the hospital for a physic evaluation.

How in-depth is this evaluation? Do you just need to demonstrate an understanding of Newton's laws, or are we talking about getting down to quantum level?

 

[z1ggy]

Run? Just walk into McDonald's and order some fries and a shake. It's the only test you need for a new pair of boxers.

You gotta think, what the hell was going on when they had to actually make a sign that told people if they weren't wearing clothes, they wouldn't get served? Was the first McDonald's in an alleyway in East Harlem?

 

[Ruptga]

You gotta think, what the hell was going on when they had to actually make a sign that told people if they weren't wearing clothes, they wouldn't get served? Was the first McDonald's in an alleyway in East Harlem?

Have you been in or near one lately? It's like People of Walmart for the actual people of Walmart, and that's with that sign.

 

[Perknose]

Is it legal to run in public areas wearing only boxer briefs?

I just got a new pair and want to test them out.

Test them out . . . HOW exactly?

Nevertheless, I am intrigued. Oh, and PICS!!

 

[z1ggy]

Have you been in or near one lately? It's like People of Walmart for the actual people of Walmart, and that's with that sign.

Nope I have not been to a micckie D's in years. If I even touch fast food, it's something more like Panera or Chipotle.

 

[CraKaJaX]

You gotta think, what the hell was going on when they had to actually make a sign that told people if they weren't wearing clothes, they wouldn't get served? Was the first McDonald's in an alleyway in East Harlem?

I spent many a nights in Harlem when my buddy lived there. The amount of times I got off the subway without the ability to see is too many. The point of this story is that even when you're heavily intoxicated in Harlem, you know that the street meat cart (lamb over rice, everything, red & white sauce. no bullshit) is FAR SUPERIOR over McD. Plus... they are always conveniently located next to the subway exit. Always. It's like seeing the pearly gates at 3:30 i nthe morning. Lastly, they would probably serve to you if you were butt ass naked. They don't give a damn.