Is it Better to Be a Jock or a Nerd

ISAslot

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I apologize if repost...
Following is from Langalist http://www.langa.com/newsletters/2001/2001-08-23.htm.


11) Just For Grins
Reader Lynn Decker sends along this note, which purports to answer the question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?"

Consider Michael Jordan, having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, he makes $178,100 a day, working or not. If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head. If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there. If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it. He makes $7,415/hour more than minimum wage. He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends. If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours. If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.

He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round. Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap of $10,500 at 845am on January 1st. If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.

He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon. While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600. This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined. Amazing isn't it?

However... If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 500 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has at this very moment.

Game over. Nerd wins.

:D

 

zweistein

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<<

Game over. Nerd wins.

>>



Well ... not really. Bill Gates still is ...... "Bill Gates" after all.
 

GoldenGuppy

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Eh - I think it's best to be like me... I can change forms by changing my glasses :) easily too, I can look both educated and sophisticated... w/ a hint of NERD ....

Or

I can look like your typical pretty boy (takes off glasses puts on Oakleys) [whoa girls - stay back] :)

)(GG)
 

hzl eyed grl

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LOL I like that!

Oh....who was that hot guy that just put on his sunglasses? What? It was GG? ;) heehee
 

GoldenGuppy

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<<
Oh....who was that hot guy that just put on his sunglasses? What? It was GG? ;) heehee
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You got it baby ;) - (lowers sunglasses) -> (clicks tongue while pointing finger towards girl) -> (winks) -> (walks away grinning) -> (but trips and falls on ass!) - "AAACRK my ass! :Q

)(GG)
 

j0lly

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What people classify as 'nerds' are nothing but successful individuals who rule the world.
 
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I think I will prefer a combination of both.. since I was like that.. well not exactly.. but I was a combination.
 

GoldenGuppy

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<< I think I will prefer a combination of both.. since I was like that.. well not exactly.. but I was a combination. >>




Are you saying that you're a byproduct of me? Or that you're a wanna-be GG?!

(GG walks away, proud of himself for rhyming) :)

)(GG)
 

hzl eyed grl

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LOL GG fell down! Awwww..... It's okay GG I still love you. Heehee

I'll take a nerd over a jock most times, btw. Maybe it's because I'm a nerd? :eek:
 

urameatball

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cuz you're his cheeseburger, his only cheeseburger
he'll wait for you ou yah, he'll wait for you.
 

oLLie

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Hmmm, I predict the Jock would win (at first anyways, bear with me) due to sheer strength and "meathead resolve".
But that just sets us (did I just say us referring to nerds? :eek:) up for the ultimate comeback: REVENGE OF THE NERDS.


Ollie

Disclaimer: Ollie is not a known nerd, nor has he been known to associate with nerds of any fashion.
 

hoe4damoney

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I think if you want to look at nerds take a look at steve ballmer in his latest music video.

TKO I declare myself the winner by knockout.
 

Thegonagle

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I realized long ago that nerds win in the end. That said, I?m fairly strong and athletic, just not in team sports. I never really cared for them. I was always busy reading about technology.
 

damocles

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Jordan vs Bill Gates

Both have enough money. One has mondo respect from the community at large and has babes throwing themselves at him for something other than his bank balance.
 

JimmyEatWorld

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Both have enough money. One has mondo respect from the community at large and has babes throwing themselves at him for something other than his bank balance.

One also has a profound impact on the world economy, and can make a large debt in it if he wanted too. Oh yeah, and he doesn't have to make Hanes commercials.
 

damocles

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One also has a profound impact on the world economy, and can make a large debt in it if he wanted too. Oh yeah, and he doesn't have to make Hanes commercials.

However what does he actually do? I'd rather be an intelligent jock than a genius among nerds
 

virtuamike

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Yeah, in this case I'd rather be the jock. because I doubt many women consider Bill Gates sexy
 

fastz28

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Think about contribution to society. When you come down to it, Jordan is nothing but a clown, an entertainer. Provides some fun for 3 hrs. Bill Gates, on the other hand, as much as some people hates him, provides a useful tool to over 75% of businesses.
 

TheVrolok

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I like a good combination myself. I play varsity football as a defensive end, and no, I'm not just a scrub. I also spend hours working within the million dollar TV studio at our High School and doing homework from all my AP/honors classes.