Is it bad if I just ate 10 taco bell soft tacos?

Freejack2

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I was really really hungry so I went thought the taco bell drive thru and got the grande meal with 10 tacos. Got home started reading and posting on here. Next thing I know I go to reach for a taco and they are all gone! I only meant to eat 5 of em. :(
On the bright side I at least remembered to put beano on the first one...
 

Freejack2

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Hey what can I say, I don't enjoy my food when it's so hot I can shoot flames out of my mouth. :p
 

Electric Amish

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<< Hey what can I say, I don't enjoy my food when it's so hot I can shoot flames out of my mouth. :p >>



I usually put 2 hot packets per taco. :)

amish
 

Russ

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Why wouldn't you eat ten? They're just a horse de ovary anyway.

Russ, NCNE
 

Cyberian

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<< Hey what can I say, I don't enjoy my food when it's so hot I can shoot flames out of my mouth. :p >>

We're really not worried about the flames coming out of your mouth!
;)
 

MichaelD

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<< Is it bad if I just ate 10 taco bell soft tacos? >>



That depends on whether or not there is any open flame in the room you're in...*WHOOOOOOOOSH-POOOOOOOOOOF!*:Q
 

ElFenix

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damn dude, i suggest you go sit on a toilet for a while... thats grotesque!
 

SagaLore

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Studies have shown that eating more than 3 taco bell soft tacos causes Female Impotence. :Q
 

Freejack2

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But I put beano on it. Far as I know the stuff is supposed to stop the gas/farts from stuff like taco bell.
Oh well. :p
 

Pepsei

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<< But I put beano on it. Far as I know the stuff is supposed to stop the gas/farts from stuff like taco bell.
Oh well. :p
>>


ah, but when you take #2, can you imagine the hair on your butt being burned off when the sauce punch thru your colon? :D
 

ViperXX

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<< But I put beano on it. Far as I know the stuff is supposed to stop the gas/farts from stuff like taco bell. >>



And a levy is suppose to stop flood waters. Sometimes a levy can become overwhelmed with the amount of water it's suppose to hold back. I beleive your ass might be in the same situation.
 

Freejack2

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:( Me thinks sometime in the next 24 - 48 hours (or less) The toilet is going to be my best friend.
 

docmanhattan

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<< I was really really hungry so I went thought the taco bell drive thru and got the grande meal with 10 tacos. Got home started reading and posting on here. Next thing I know I go to reach for a taco and they are all gone! I only meant to eat 5 of em. :(
On the bright side I at least remembered to put beano on the first one...
>>

That depends... how many stomachs do you have?

;)