FeathersMcGraw
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No, but what about that completely kinky freak Ian Fleming? Doesn't anyone else think that "Pussy Galore" sounds like something that means "a lot of vagina"?
No, but what about that completely kinky freak Ian Fleming? Doesn't anyone else think that "Pussy Galore" sounds like something that means "a lot of vagina"?
Umm...yeah...and let's see what else:
Hmm...well, C-3PO has 4 letters, just like pr0n, so I guess that makes his name obscene too. Lightsabers are phallic objects, right? I guess that makes Darth Maul's a double-dong.
Sheesh...I think maybe you're reading too much into them.
Hmm...well, C-3PO has 4 letters, just like pr0n, so I guess that makes his name obscene too. Lightsabers are phallic objects, right? I guess that makes Darth Maul's a double-dong.
Sheesh...I think maybe you're reading too much into them.
Pepsei
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- Dec 14, 2001
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ok, i found the sexually suggestive lines from the Star Wars trilogy...
'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'
'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'
'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'
'You've got something jammed in here real good.'
'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?'
'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'
'Sorry about the mess...'
'Look at the size of that thing!'
'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'
'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'
'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'
'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'
'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'
'But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...'
'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'
'Hurry up, golden-rod...'
'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?'
'Possible he came in through the south entrance.'
'And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!'
'Control, control! You must learn control!'
'Hey, point that thing someplace else.'
'I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.'
'I never knew I had it in me.'
'There is good in him, I've felt it.'
'Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one.'
'Back door, huh? Good idea!'
'She's gonna blow!'
'I think you'll fit in nicely.'
'Rise, my friend.'
'Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!'
some more here
'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'
'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'
'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'
'You've got something jammed in here real good.'
'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?'
'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'
'Sorry about the mess...'
'Look at the size of that thing!'
'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'
'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'
'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'
'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'
'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'
'But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...'
'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'
'Hurry up, golden-rod...'
'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?'
'Possible he came in through the south entrance.'
'And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!'
'Control, control! You must learn control!'
'Hey, point that thing someplace else.'
'I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.'
'I never knew I had it in me.'
'There is good in him, I've felt it.'
'Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one.'
'Back door, huh? Good idea!'
'She's gonna blow!'
'I think you'll fit in nicely.'
'Rise, my friend.'
'Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!'
some more here
How about a name like "StormRider"? Sounds an awful lot like RumpRider to me. Maybe you're bringing up George Lucas in a cry for attention for yourself...
I wonder what would Freud say?
I wonder what would Freud say?
'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'
'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'
'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'
'You've got something jammed in here real good.'
'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?'
'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'
'Sorry about the mess...'
'Look at the size of that thing!'
'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'
'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'
'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'
'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'
'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'
'But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...'
'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'
'Hurry up, golden-rod...'
'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?'
'Possible he came in through the south entrance.'
'And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!'
'Control, control! You must learn control!'
'Hey, point that thing someplace else.'
'I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.'
'I never knew I had it in me.'
'There is good in him, I've felt it.'
'Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one.'
'Back door, huh? Good idea!'
'She's gonna blow!'
'I think you'll fit in nicely.'
'Rise, my friend.'
'Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!'
Ahhaha, I rest my case... no wait, this wasn't my case!
Either that or George Lucas is just creative and stupid pervert little boys twist something not meant for sex into something perverted. :|
nik
nik
Originally posted by: fatbaby
yes and all writers are child molesters...
"the brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"
just unscramble the letters and repeat a few and you get "i want to fvck an 8 year old"
...
Hahahaha nice, almost coated my keyboard in....:Q....Soda (pervs) when I read that.
You have way too much time on your hands. The thread should be entitled "Is StormRider a pervert? Look at how many phallic references he can draw from Star Wars!"
It's not like thinking of this stuff takes a lot of time. I mean, it's pretty obvious that some of those names can be construed as perverted. He was just bringing it up to see what other people thought, not to be bashed by everyone. It seems like people on this forum always wait just so they can back somebody because they say some idea they have.
For those of you with him, you are all super nerds. For those of you who don't give a crap, you are cool.
yllus
Elite Member & Lifer
- Aug 20, 2000
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Star Wars fans have entirely missed Star Wars' secret subtext! It is clearly an allegorical tale of a young man coming to terms with his homosexuality. Luke Skywalker subconsciously realizes he's gay yet he cannot come to terms with his sexual orientation. When one examines the symbolism George "What are you hiding with that beard!" Lucas lays out before us, it is clear. Consider:
[*] Luke lives on a desert world. The dry planet is symbolic of an unaroused woman. Try as he might, Luke cannot bring himself to devoting a life time to arousing her. The locals (the straights) spend all their time working their phallic shaped vaporators in hopes of drawing out the moisture. Luke is not at all interested in this activity.
[*] Luke surrounds himself with phallic symbols: Lightsabers, X-Wings (take a look at the front of an X-Wing, it's clearly the head of a penis), R2 Units, and blasters.
[*] Luke is enamored with a swarthy, dark-haired, older man with a mustache and a phallic name like Biggs. Biggs, of course, is a sailor.
[*] Luke accepts his lightsaber (e.g. takes a penis) from an older sexual mentor (Ben, another sailor).
[*] The head of a gaffi stick is clearly symbolic of an emerging clitoris. Luke gets beaten severely by a couple gaffi sticks. Sandmen are not really men at all. They're symbolic of butch, mad dykes.
[*] Luke befriends a 3rd sailor he picks up in bar named Han Solo (hand solo?).
[*] Stormtroopers are symbolic of sperm. The sperm have clearly penetrated the Death Star, which is symbolic of the woman's egg. Luke destroys the egg.
[*] Luke, captured by the egg, requires Ben (a sailor) to release him from the egg's grip.
[*] The trash compactor walls are symbolic of vaginal walls. They're closing in on Luke. While Han works the walls, Luke calls on his gay friends C3PO and R2 to get him out of this sticky situation.
[*] The Force is a reference to the force one requires to achieve anal penetration. "Let go, Luke" is clearly a reference to relaxing the muscles to allow anal penetration.
[*] No pilot looks forward to launching his torpedoes against the exhaust port or the "chute". Luke can't wait to send his torpedo up the chute.
[*] Luke gets his jollies abusing space gerbils known as womp rats.
[*] Luke fights against wedge-shaped Star Destroyers. The c*** word used for a woman's sex organs is related to the term "cuneate" which is defined as "Wedge-shaped: Used especially to describe a leaf or petal base that is narrowly triangular." Clearly, Star Destroyers are examples of more vaginal symbolism Luke attempts to rebel against.
[*] Need I remind you, during the final act, Luke sends his companion Wedge away.
[*] Luke's sole female attraction is Leia. Unable to consummate a relationship with her because he's gay, Luke spins a fantasy that she's his sister, thereby absolving himself of the need to confront his sexuality.
[*] Vader is Luke's unrealized sexuality personified. Again, Vader's helmet is clearly styled after the head of a penis.
[*] Luke is constantly told Vader (that is, homosexuality) is evil, yet in the back of his mind Luke can't help but realize there is some good in homosexuality.
[*] Luke's vision in the tree (another phallic symbol), where his head is cut off, is a symbolic castration.
[*] After Luke's first encounter with homosexuality (Vader), he discovers homosexuality "runs in the family". It is his destiny. His right hand (his masturbation hand) is lopped off. His "safe" method of sexual release has been cut off. He now must make a choice. Luke, at this point, cannot accept his homosexuality and plunges headlong into the airshaft (the airshaft is vaginal symbolism). Yet, he's rejected. Spat out.
[*] After he's spat out of the vagina, he falls into the waiting arms of another swarthy sailor (Lando).
[*] After Luke's first "encounter", he is drawn to repeat the experience. His final confrontation and acceptance of his homosexuality naturally takes place at the point of a phallic symbol (the Emperor's tower).
[*] The inside of the Emperor's tower looks a lot like a bath house.
Credited to a rather brilliant writer friend of mine.
[*] Luke lives on a desert world. The dry planet is symbolic of an unaroused woman. Try as he might, Luke cannot bring himself to devoting a life time to arousing her. The locals (the straights) spend all their time working their phallic shaped vaporators in hopes of drawing out the moisture. Luke is not at all interested in this activity.
[*] Luke surrounds himself with phallic symbols: Lightsabers, X-Wings (take a look at the front of an X-Wing, it's clearly the head of a penis), R2 Units, and blasters.
[*] Luke is enamored with a swarthy, dark-haired, older man with a mustache and a phallic name like Biggs. Biggs, of course, is a sailor.
[*] Luke accepts his lightsaber (e.g. takes a penis) from an older sexual mentor (Ben, another sailor).
[*] The head of a gaffi stick is clearly symbolic of an emerging clitoris. Luke gets beaten severely by a couple gaffi sticks. Sandmen are not really men at all. They're symbolic of butch, mad dykes.
[*] Luke befriends a 3rd sailor he picks up in bar named Han Solo (hand solo?).
[*] Stormtroopers are symbolic of sperm. The sperm have clearly penetrated the Death Star, which is symbolic of the woman's egg. Luke destroys the egg.
[*] Luke, captured by the egg, requires Ben (a sailor) to release him from the egg's grip.
[*] The trash compactor walls are symbolic of vaginal walls. They're closing in on Luke. While Han works the walls, Luke calls on his gay friends C3PO and R2 to get him out of this sticky situation.
[*] The Force is a reference to the force one requires to achieve anal penetration. "Let go, Luke" is clearly a reference to relaxing the muscles to allow anal penetration.
[*] No pilot looks forward to launching his torpedoes against the exhaust port or the "chute". Luke can't wait to send his torpedo up the chute.
[*] Luke gets his jollies abusing space gerbils known as womp rats.
[*] Luke fights against wedge-shaped Star Destroyers. The c*** word used for a woman's sex organs is related to the term "cuneate" which is defined as "Wedge-shaped: Used especially to describe a leaf or petal base that is narrowly triangular." Clearly, Star Destroyers are examples of more vaginal symbolism Luke attempts to rebel against.
[*] Need I remind you, during the final act, Luke sends his companion Wedge away.
[*] Luke's sole female attraction is Leia. Unable to consummate a relationship with her because he's gay, Luke spins a fantasy that she's his sister, thereby absolving himself of the need to confront his sexuality.
[*] Vader is Luke's unrealized sexuality personified. Again, Vader's helmet is clearly styled after the head of a penis.
[*] Luke is constantly told Vader (that is, homosexuality) is evil, yet in the back of his mind Luke can't help but realize there is some good in homosexuality.
[*] Luke's vision in the tree (another phallic symbol), where his head is cut off, is a symbolic castration.
[*] After Luke's first encounter with homosexuality (Vader), he discovers homosexuality "runs in the family". It is his destiny. His right hand (his masturbation hand) is lopped off. His "safe" method of sexual release has been cut off. He now must make a choice. Luke, at this point, cannot accept his homosexuality and plunges headlong into the airshaft (the airshaft is vaginal symbolism). Yet, he's rejected. Spat out.
[*] After he's spat out of the vagina, he falls into the waiting arms of another swarthy sailor (Lando).
[*] After Luke's first "encounter", he is drawn to repeat the experience. His final confrontation and acceptance of his homosexuality naturally takes place at the point of a phallic symbol (the Emperor's tower).
[*] The inside of the Emperor's tower looks a lot like a bath house.
Credited to a rather brilliant writer friend of mine.
Dr Alan Dundes, world-renowned Professor of Anthropology, would agree with you. His Freudian analysis of the movie is pretty funny... I remember reading one line "Han Solo doesn't have a lightsaber"
Dundes also liked to take shots at his critics... he'd probably say that everyone denying you is uncomfortable with their own sexuality
Dundes also liked to take shots at his critics... he'd probably say that everyone denying you is uncomfortable with their own sexuality
lozina
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What about "storm my pooper" in storm trooper?
Or "dark invader" from Darth Vader?
Yes? Yes? NO? OK... sorry.
But then there's this stuff:
http://www.collthings.co.uk/2008/05/star-wars-sexual-innuendos-quotes.html
Star Wars / A New Hope
STAR WARS EPISODE IV: A NEW HOPE SEXUAL INNUENDO QUOTES
10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
4. "Sorry about the mess..."
3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
The Empire Strikes Back
STAR WARS EPISODE V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK SEXUAL INNUENDO QUOTES
10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
7. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm..."
6. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
5. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
4. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
3. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
2. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
1. "Control, control! You must learn control!"
Return of the Jedi
STAR WARS EPISODE VI: RETURN OF THE JEDI SEXUAL INNUENDO QUOTES
10. "Hey, point that thing someplace else."
9. "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master."
8. "I never knew I had it in me."
7. "There is good in him, I've felt it."
6. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie."
5. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."
4. "Back door, huh? Good idea!"
3. "She's gonna blow!"
2. "I think you'll fit in nicely."
1. "Rise, my friend."
But of course, one of the best is: "Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"
Or "dark invader" from Darth Vader?
Yes? Yes? NO? OK... sorry.
But then there's this stuff:
http://www.collthings.co.uk/2008/05/star-wars-sexual-innuendos-quotes.html
Star Wars / A New Hope
STAR WARS EPISODE IV: A NEW HOPE SEXUAL INNUENDO QUOTES
10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
4. "Sorry about the mess..."
3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
The Empire Strikes Back
STAR WARS EPISODE V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK SEXUAL INNUENDO QUOTES
10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
7. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm..."
6. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
5. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
4. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
3. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
2. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
1. "Control, control! You must learn control!"
Return of the Jedi
STAR WARS EPISODE VI: RETURN OF THE JEDI SEXUAL INNUENDO QUOTES
10. "Hey, point that thing someplace else."
9. "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master."
8. "I never knew I had it in me."
7. "There is good in him, I've felt it."
6. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie."
5. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."
4. "Back door, huh? Good idea!"
3. "She's gonna blow!"
2. "I think you'll fit in nicely."
1. "Rise, my friend."
But of course, one of the best is: "Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"
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