Sure it wasn't Texas Hold'em?Originally posted by: pulse8
I think at the last supper they played a game of 7 card stud.
Originally posted by: Jzero
It's only a sin if you don't give 10% of your take to the church![]()
Originally posted by: 3chordcharlie
Originally posted by: Jzero
It's only a sin if you don't give 10% of your take to the church![]()
Let's see, if I lose $5000 a year, that means the church owes me... the REAL reason some churches don't like gambling is it may qualify as an income-reducing tithes deduction![]()
Originally posted by: EagleKeeper
According to the Bible (which the zealots believe absolutely), there apparently was some gaming done in the temples when Jesus showed up.
He threw a fit (to praphase).
Therefore the zealot logic is that if Jesus did not like it, then it must be wrong.
Originally posted by: Bleep
Let me get this right in my own mind. If you put one penny in a slot machine you go to the same hell as a multiple murderer?
Bleep
lmao. 'and judas gets sucked out on the river with jesus's king high flush!'Originally posted by: Chronoshock
Sure it wasn't Texas Hold'em?
I heard Judas went all in with pocket aces, Jesus caught a king on the river and took the pot. The rest is history
Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: Bleep
Let me get this right in my own mind. If you put one penny in a slot machine you go to the same hell as a multiple murderer?
Bleep
Nope, you've got the rings of hell. You're not gonna be dancin' with dante.
<---- An atheist, but well read.