Is "Austria Man" a surprise competitor for "Florida Man"?

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Austrian man mummifies dead mother to keep receiving her benefits

Man, 66, admitted to freezing her body after she died before wrapping her in bandages to absorb any fluid

www.theguardian.com

Austrian man bitten by python during visit to the toilet

Victim, 65, felt a nip in the genital area shortly after sitting on the lavatory at his home in Graz

www.theguardian.com

 

[woolfe9998]

LOL so "Austrian man" the European equivalent of "Florida man" here in the US?

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LOL so "Austrian man" the European equivalent of "Florida man" here in the US?

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Oh, well the comment was the title, really. Ever since that Fritzl character "Austria man" has had a certain dodgy implication. Though I guess there was the O.G. "Austria Man" of course...

 

[woolfe9998]

Oh, well the comment was the title, really. Ever since that Fritzl character "Austria man" has had a certain dodgy implication. Though I guess there was the O.G. "Austria Man" of course...

Yeah, I remember that Fritzl guy. What a sick fuck he was. Bizarre case.

 

[Moonbeam]

I suppose by the year 2525, if man is still alive men, will have evolved to their genetic potential and be born as pulsating dicks kept in velvet lined boxers and wired up to video games and inserted into vaginas at happy hour where they can wiggle and squirt.